The GOP presidential candidate gushed about Arnold Palmer’s hog. Trump’s lame McDonald’s photo opportunity fell flat as the orange rapey former guy doled out fries, to prescreened, fake customers. Vice President Kamala Harris raised more money than man-baby in September. Wee brained MAGATS were upsety-pants because Captain Handmaid’s Tale, AKA J.D. Vance, blathered nice things about Governor Brian Kemp of Georgia. The turkey-bod authoritarian of the platform formerly known as Twitter, Elon Musk accused the media of encouraging folks to kill him. A Florida official resigned from the DeSantis regime rather than threaten TV stations that ran pro-choice ads. Former Thanksgiving dinner guest of Diaper Don, evil anti-Semite Nick Fuentes hoped a Harris presidency would lead to a fascist takeover. Wish.com Wolverine, AKA Senator Ted Cruz can’t get a publication to endorse his reelection bid. The Republic of Louisiana wants to the Ten Commandments posted on the walls of its schools. The diddling woman-hating Catholics won’t be spending bigly in the 2024 election because they think Trump will lose.