Creepy MAGA choade Pete Hegseth will fit right into Trump’s cabinet of horrors. Poor Elmo, AKA Elon, didn’t get his big stupid pay package from Tesla. A mansion ceased to exist after an extensive turkey fryer fail. Biden pardoned Hunter and an idiot strategist working for DINO Joe Mansion cried foul. Rectal carbuncle Cash Patel is Trump’s pic to head up the FBI. Christian Nationalist Joel Webbon blathered a bunch of moronic anti-Semitic mouth drivel. Animals escalated the war upon humans with a tiger mauling in India, and a nasty shark attack in Australia. In Africa, a dude trying to educate people about the deadly black mamba snake died and you will never guess how!