The Matt Gaetz report is out, so Trump will surely offer him another job. Surely in need of new Pampers, the President Elect wants to buy Greenland, take back the Panama Canal and occupy Canada. Surely unrelated to the whole canal thing, Shitler is being sued by Panama for tax evasion. Diaper Don reminded America the human impersonator known as Elon is not the president. A GOP congressperson was secretly admitted to a dementia facility. Lumpy brained Pillow Czar Mike Lindell hid financials behind an uncrackable password protected Quicken account. Alaska Repubs rejected a Trump plan to rename Denali. Self-proclaimed Nazi and North Carolina Lieutenant Governor Mark Robinson, AKA Tiny Soldier, logged into an online meeting using his Nude Africa username. In an effort to convince the anti-Globist mouth-breathers of our planet’s shape, thoughtless leaders of the flat Earth movement were flown to Antarctica. Speaking of flat, Lara Trump blathered she didn’t want to be the Crab’s Senator.