Sidney Powell pled guilty and is flipping like a sedition burger. Sexual abuser ally Jim Jordan continued to lose support among creepy GOP colleagues in his sad but gloriously tragic quest for the Speakership. The Reptilian House can't even agree on a temporary speaker plan. Fascist adjacent tech bro-load Peter Theil was an FBI informant. Alabama libraries have banned a book because the author's last name is "Gay." Roseanna Barr has officially enlisted in the Q-army and now does stand-up on the Reawaken America Tour. Former baller Steve Garvey blathered something about running as a Republican for the Senate in California. HOF anti-Semitic wanker Nick Fuentes caterwauled anti-Jewish drivel because it's a day ending in "y."