Trump’s vile State of the Union address was just another MAGA hate rally. Heroic Democratic Representative Al Green was the only legislator from the left who literally stood up to Shitler during the address. Little Marco Rubio, the saddest Secretary of State ever, sunk into the furniture during Trump and Vance’s infamous oval meltdown over Zelensky. Brother of the late Rob Ford, Doug, vowed to fight hard against America in the trade war started by man-baby. SCOTUS told the Trump administration they had to pay USAID contractors because of the Constitution. GOP lawmakers were ordered to stop town halls due to the righteous protests. A German tattoo artist has been wrongly detained by ICE fascists for months. Astronauts prepare to leave the space station and return to earth via an Elon made aircraft. The artist formerly known as Kanye West wore a tee featuring a swastika. Oligarch Elmo lied when he said his DOGE minions were working for free.