Nikki Haley dropped out and we said, "Bye Felicia" to Kyrsten Sinema. The MAGAT SCOTUS continued to slow-walk the court date for Trump's immunity hearing. Delusional fascist wanker Nick Fuentes squirted through his Nazi kakis over Shitler's supposed hotness. Rapist Donald Trump's Super Tuesday victory party came with a cash bar. Another cowardly House GOP load retired rather than standing up to a Trumpkin in a primary. The armorer on the movie set of Rust was found guilty of involuntary manslaughter. A human took over 200 coronavirus shots and none of their DNA was altered. An illegal animal trafficker was busted attempting to sneak pythons over the border from Canada. Mosquito tornadoes have tortured residents in India. Back in the day, ancient Romans tripped by smoking black henbane seeds in pipes fashioned from the bones of sheep. North Carolina Repubs nominated a holocaust denier to run for governor.