Trump is pretending he’ll show up for a presidential debate. President Biden invited Shitler to debate in a dramatic video which included a zinger. The least of the Kennedys, RFK Jr., complained that criminal defendant Trump and Dark Bidden were excluding him from the televised square-off. Killer of Cricket Governor Kristi Noem isn’t welcome in most of the Native American reservations in her state. Plump predator Trump defended dog murderer Kristi Noem blathering, “We all have bad weeks.”  A majority of Americans strongly believe the government should stay out of uteruses. Crappy hound owner Mittens Romney caterwauled Biden should pardon the former guy. Shockingly, SCOTUS did something good for democracy in Louisiana. Human cosplayer Senator Katie Britt from the Republic of Alabama introduced legislation to launch a pregnancy tracking database. A corupt Iowa sheriff’s department spent $600,000 from incarnation fees to play laser tag. In 6 years, the NYPD spent $500 million paying police misconduct settlements. House Democrats are looking into man-baby’s deal with climate change execs which includes a deal to get rid of all regulations.