The DNC has better ratings and celebrities than the creepy RNC, and Trump is in full whiny beeotch mode. Barack and Michelle Obama both raised the roof with amazing DNC speeches, but the Orange Felon cried the most over NY governor Kathy Hochul’s jibes. The eclectic Democratic Convention music selections were awesome and thankfully Kid Rock-free. The stock markets seem to be predicting a Harris victory. Pillow Lord Mike Lindell bizarrely shaved off his porn-stache to “infiltrate” the DNC. That loon RFK, Jr. may drop out of the race and endorse that crook Trump. Tooty Rudy Giuliani must pay over $300K to the firm monitoring his dodgy finances. George Santos, who previously claimed total innocence to multiple charged felonies, is now admitting guilt and taking a plea deal. Turns out Britain’s late Queen Elizabeth thought Trump was a tosser and must have had some “arrangement” with his wife Melania. Evil U.S. meat industry executives need jailing over hidden, shady deals to drive up prices and profits. And more!