McCarthy deserves the humiliation of losing the speaker job. After sad Kevin was sacked, Trump-sucking congressperson Patrick Henry expressed his rage over McCarthy's ousting in a gavel slam to close the historic vote that was mightier than any methhead county fair patron swinging a sledgehammer in the strong-man game. Lockerroom liberal Jim Jordan wants to be the speaker. Trump's Thanksgiving Day guest and white nationalist Nick Fuentes blathered about his split with reptilian Repub Paul Gosar. In the true spirit of the GOP, a candidate for assemblyman was caught on camera smearing poo all over the doors of a daycare. The Czar of the Vatican officially did some voodoo about climate change. Rightwing POTUS candidate Nikki Haley has bested Governor Puddin' Fingers in New Hampshire polls. A former Pence advisor tossed appropriate shade at diddler and DUI specialist Matt Gaetz related to the rapey-rep's teenage sex trafficking allegations.