In Florida, after a hurricane, you also get alligators and snakes. Speaking of reptiles, Senator Ted Cruz might lose his race and an evil GOP legislator from Nevada who used funds meant for the construction of a statue honoring a slain cop to pay for her plastic surgery, and her daughter’s wedding. Attendees clad United Auto Workers t-shirts at a Trump rally weren’t actually UAW. A Middle Earth-ish Republican lawmaker in Idaho told a Native American candidate to go back to where they came from. Fox barf bag Jesse Watters told Slytherin orc Stephen Miller women were texting in calling the fascist Trumpkin a sexual matador. Human cosplay Nazi Charlie Kirk blathered to Christian conservatives they’d end up camps if they didn’t vote. A Jesus-bot caterwauled a demonic power is driving Vice President Kamala Harris. There was more news about shiddy Diddy.