Did Don Jr. coke it up at Elon’s latest SpaceX fail? Barely human and personality free GOP troll doll Speaker Johnson spitefully enacted a transphobic bathroom ban at The Capitol. Russian thugs redrew their nuclear red lines because everything is fine. A Swiss church hired an AI Jesus. Caterwauler for Trump and Hardees patron Mike Lindell wants to be in charge of all U.S. elections. The VP elect, who scrawled out that book which made a horrific movie, posted an X and then un-posted due to numerous self-owns. A wee town on the Italian isle of Sardinia have offered refuge for Americans who hate Trump. Republican word maker Nikki Haley took figurative shots at her former boss, former competitor, President Rape Face for nominating Putin lackey Tulsi Gabbard for DNI. During a FEMA hearing, Rep. Jared Moskowitz (D-FL) slammed colleague Marjorie Taylor Greene (Nazi-GA) for shamelessly validating the dumbest conspiracy theories.