FOX immediately screamed "terrorism" over a fiery car accident. An assassination attempt in the US of Sikh separatist leader Gurpatwant Singh Pannun -- potentially by the Indian government -- was thwarted. The disingenuous pile of rat spew known as Putin blathered he was ready to end the war in Ukraine. Trump demanded the RNC stop hosting presidential primary debates. A green mamba snake is on the loose in the Netherlands. Meanwhile, the Dutch elected a coalition of crazies to lead. Daryl Hall of Hall And Oates is suing and has an order of protection out against John Oates, also of Hall And Oates. A MAGAT at a rally in Miami proclaimed Mike Lindell is really JFK Jr.