The world is preparing to retaliate against Trump’s planned tariffs. Blue Origin removed video of the 100th woman in space after their site was bombarded with sexist comments. Transphobic Ohio governor Mike DeWine signed anti-trans bathroom bill. Pedo pop star Drake escalated his rap war with Pulitzer Prize winning hip hop artist Kendrick Lamar. According to the stock market, the economy is growing. A new word that could be used describe America was invented. MAGAT Trumpkin Kevin McCarthy started a think tank. The Trump-sucker with the worm in his head who will run the Department of Health and Human Services blathered musings about psychedelics and cannabis. The Crabs reviewed states with the highest rates of STD infections. NASA found an old military base hidden under ice.