Kevin McCarthy will slither out of Congress early.  Mama Nazi, Marjorie Talyor Greene blathered, “Hopefully no one dies," as she bemoaned the expulsion of disgraced former GOP congressperson George Santos. Trump caterwauled he'd only be a dictator on day one of his presidency. Former Republican and head of the January 6th Committee Liz Cheney has considered a third-party run to keep Shitler out of The White House. The UN Secretary-General invoked Article 99 to hopefully bring an immediate humanitarian ceasefire in the Gaza Strip. The Christian fundamentalist Republican Speaker Mike Johnson won't turn over the House's footage from January 6th because he isn't finished blurring the faces of those caught on tape doing crimes. Moronic GOP loads of New Hampshire introduced a 15-day abortion ban because they hate women. Conservative cry-babies waddled out of a briefing about Israel and Ukraine aid packages for a diaper change. Fake electors who worked to overturn the 2020 election in Nevada have been charged. There might be a new Trump co-conspirator in Michigan who did even more illegal crap to defraud voters.TV legend and progressive activist most famous for All In the Family passed away.