Trump's joyous Christmas greeting included "rot in Hell." The New York Times filed a suit against Microsoft's AI for stealing their content. Authoritarian tech bro Elon Musk hasn't been able to create an anti-woke AI. The evil Republic of Florida banned The Color Purple from school shelves along with other classics. The Michigan SCOTUS didn't do its part in preventing a dictatorial Trump takeover in 2024. The Rhode Island Heritage Hall of Fame inducted traitor to democracy Mike Flynn and members of the board resigned in protest. The Hitler-obsessed antisemitic artist formerly known as Kanye lamely apologized for his anti-Jewish ramblings. The Ye apology sent fascist hate-caster Nick Fuentes into a depression spiral which led to the dissolution of his friendship with Kim Kardashian's ex. Republican dumpster fire Ron DeSantis looked typically odd as he sat in an oversized chair mumbling asinine drek.