Craigsistential Crisis

Craigsistential Crisis

By Talon Bigelow and Sarah ThompsonComedySociety & CultureRelationshipsImprov
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Craigsistential Crisis episodes

  • Ep. 105: Engravings of Ulysses w/ Mariah Mercedes Muñoz (420 Special!)

    It’s our 3rd Annual 420 Episode with guest craigspert Mariah Mercedes Muñoz! Spark up on this hybrid of an episode that's chill-dominant with a chaotic finish. Are some names objectively ugly? Is there a secret code behind the “Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity”? Should you buy lollipops from the gas station? The answers to these queries PLUS: Our dream/hell blunt rotations, all await. 

    Nobody should be in jail for cannabis-related offenses. Please visit lastprisonerproject.org to help someone get out today. 

    As always, you can check out our instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! 

    Takes 1-2 hours to take effect. Serving size: Listen in one setting while stoned.

    1 hr 21 min
  • Ep. 104: Tell Me Did That Whopper Had Cheese
    This week’s episode is fully loaded. Just like Kirby. or uh…Herbie. Whatever. Talon and Sarah plunge into the depths of "pick me girls", discuss which Smith was in Madagascar, and are thankful cars are the most private place on earth. Plus, Talon earns softboi status.
    Our next episode drops on 4/20! Check out our instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for memes, polls, more missed connections, and other goodies!
    1 hr 3 min
  • Ep.103: One Big Noodle

    Time to get day drunk, it’s another episode of Craigsistential Crisis! This week, Talon and Sarah discuss the slap heard around the world, and what exactly the pear trees downtown smell like (hint: it’s not pears.) Plus, they explore the worst possible synonym for titties (hint: also not pears) and celebrate an important pasta holiday. 

    As always, you can check out our instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to [email protected]. 

    56 min
  • Ep. 102: How MILF-y Is Too MILF-y?

    Crushes are in the air this week, so Talon and Sarah dive straight into their turn-offs  (sorry cat people), how specific to be when manifesting a life partner, and the sexiness of Crocs. Also, we read the perfect passive-aggressive posting (and get a little crush on the writer, too.)

    As always, you can check out our instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for more missed connections, bonus content, and interactive fun!

    1 hr 8 min
  • Ep. 101: New York Times (After Dark Edition)

    We’re back, and season two is even…two-ier! There’s 2x the horniness (at least), 2x the references to Blue Man Group, and 2x the digs at things Talon says strangely. Plus, our hosts get OUTRAGED at a seemingly innocuous MC, and Talon reveals a secret Pixar-related talent. Get your infographics ready and strap down your yiddies.

    As always, you can check out our instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for more missed connections, bonus content, and interactive fun! 

    1 hr 2 min
  • Episode 100 - It Feels Big and Good w/ Horse Door, Mariah Muñoz, Elena Afanasiev, Jack Martin, Kyle Kohlman and Brett McKinney

    We don't know if milestones are important to you, but today we celebrate 100 EPISODES! We have a ton of guest and they each brought us a present in the form of a missed connection to share! It's a real who's who of Craigsperts past! Join us and our friends: Elena Afanasiev, Brett McKinney, Kyle Kohlman, Jack Martin, Mariah Muñoz and LA Sketch Comedy group Horse Door (Audrey Goodman, Marcus Munguia and Matt Duran) for an extra thicc centennial celebration filled with retrospection, leaving no topic uncovered. 

    Links:

    Elena Afanasiev's YouTube Channel: www.youtube.com/channel/UC8oWAhV3DJLs5fSz3HHjetA

    Horse Door's YouTube Channel: www.youtube.com/c/HorseDoor

    Kyle Kohlman photography can be found at www.kylekohlman.com or on insta @kylekohlmanphotos

    CC Markie "Brow" Music Video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=syxawa5mqHA

    Watch Late Night Feelings on Feb 14th, 8pm PST at twitch.tv/kickstandcomedy

    As always, you can check out our instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to [email protected]. 

    1 hr 53 min
  • Episode 99 - Shorts in Winter!

    We won’t lie, it’s a silly one. It’s rife with jokes you won’t get unless you do some googling. Just DON’T google “gagalier”, we want to be explicit about that. We kick things off with a discussion of the tv we’re currently digesting. (Yellowjackets, The Goes Wrong Show, Euphoria). Talon feels a kind of way about exposed legs in the wintertime, and catholic school feels a kind of way about little fat girls. Also, do you react to an inside-out sock like Sarah or are you normal?

    As always, you can check out our Instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to [email protected]. 

    44 min
  • Episode 98 - We Need to Talk About Elmo

    We’re back after a little winter break and a trip to Talon's childhood home, and we’ve got lots to discuss! What are conservative aesthetics? Why would you eat a whole rotisserie chicken in the shower? And what in Sesame Street is going on with Elmo? Trust us, there is a lot of laughs packed into this one. PLUS, we debut a new segment: Best Of!

    As always, you can check out our instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to [email protected]. 

    59 min
  • Episode 97 - Trader Joe‘s Wario
    It’s here! Our first face-to-face recording session in TOO LONG and the energy is POWERFUL. We do a lot of digging into Sarah’s idiosyncrasies and flaws today (her choice), we make some realizations about Trader Joe’s special brand of customer service / sexual tension, and we pitch the next great gay romcom!
    For more info on Fake Radio, visit www.fakeradio.net
    As always, you can check out our instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to [email protected].
    1 hr 5 min

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Sarah Thompson and Talon Bigelow are your guides through this deep dive into the missed connections section of America's favorite list. It's a celebration of love (and lust) at second thought.