Craigsistential Crisis

Hey, what was that? A new app idea, and a new episode of Craigsistential Crisis! This week, witness a live-posting to Craigslist, learn the difference between BBW and BWW (and which one Talon likes more) and enjoy another chapter of Sarah’s failed dating app experiences. Let it piss!

As always, you can check out our Instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to [email protected]. 

We’re back with a post-Halloween special, and the Vitamin D is flowin'. No not that, get your minds out of the gutter. We talk about labias this week instead! Plus, Talon feels negatively about feet AND some poster’s euphemisms, Sarah lands on the world’s greatest group costume, and we get our spooky fantasy on!

As always, you can check out our Instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to [email protected]. 

IT’S A SPECIAL EPISODE for reasons we’ll let you listen to find out. Hold on to your organic butts, cause this week Talon and Sarah dive into what’s keeping us from starting a skate gang, the #couplegoals that are Hot Topic couples, and our newest pickup lines over text endeavors. And as always, don’t forget the Craigsistential Crisis golden rule: service workers aren’t flirting with you, they’re just doing their jobs!

As always, you can check out our Instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to [email protected]. 

Craigs, the list just keeps on giving this week as Talon and Sarah discuss the all-important question: how does one woo a goth? Plus, secret shoe signals, the invasive niceness of Dutch Brothers workers, and the way having a broken limb just makes your doctor seem that much hotter.

As always, you can check out our Instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to [email protected]. 

Strap in, Craigs, this is a wild one. We know we’re not a TV show podcast, but that doesn’t stop Talon and Sarah this week as they discuss Nathan Fielder. But hey, the man is also a clear Craigslist aficionado! Topics also include dream date outfits, fat politics, and the sexiest sports euphemisms.

As always, you can check out our Instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to [email protected]. 

it is hot hot hot, and this week's episode is hot to match! battling the elements, Talon and Sarah discuss acceptable catcalling, a sexual attraction to disembodied arms, and the perils of falling in love with your friend. plus, a not-so-subtle warning to keep food away from your genitalia. stay cool, Craigs!

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as always, you can check out our Instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! send your missed connections to [email protected]. 

Sup Craigs! It’s summer, so we’re playing fast and loose with the release schedule. This week, Talon and Sarah read perhaps the most menacing MC to date, are pleasantly surprised peonies are not a euphemism (in this case at least), and struggle with the moral implications of cloning. Plus, we give some incredible unsolicited dating advice. It’s tough out there, okay?!?!?

As always, you can check out our Instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to [email protected]. 

It’s a summer special! Special because we’re joined by girlfriend of the pod, Elena Afanasiev. And extra special because we subject her to the concept of verified glory holes. Plus, we nominate the most famous legs we know, work our single dads into pickup lines and ask ourselves: What’s going on with the ‘could be friends’ crowd??

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As mentioned, in response to the supreme court’s ruling overturning Roe v. Wade, we hope you’ll join us in supporting the National Network of Abortion Funds and Sister Song in their efforts to provide access to safe abortions and preserve human rights. 

As always, you can check out our instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to [email protected]. 

This week, Talon and Sarah answer the hot-button question of today: what song would save you from an otherworldly psychological attack? plus, book crushes, glasses fetishists, and our deep and personal thoughts on the offense that is cottage cheese. Aaaaand, the long-awaited return of rants and raves!

As always, you can check out our instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to [email protected]. 

We’re back, and this time we have a better excuse than “we didn’t feel like recording” we promise! This week, Talon tries out a new catch phrase, and Sarah asks the question that might get her (finally) canceled. We dissect the drink girlie experience, and its roots in the 90s, and continue to serve the sweetness with an MC that’ll make you say “awww.”

As always, you can check out our instagram @craigsistentialcrisis for visual components, more missed connections, polls, and other goodies! Send your missed connections to [email protected].