Genesis 1-5! Release the Sea Monster Cut!

Please bear with God, it's His first day on the job! 

Wait, how many Gods are here? 

Someone please put Eve in charge 

Please stop pooping on Cain's rutabagas 

Snake might not be Satan btw 

Extended Universe lore from John Milton

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