It's finally time for the story of two hungry bears versus 42 unruly youths!

• Hairy fire guy versus the Bible's alleged worst woman (who did nothing wrong) and her useless little emo husband, the Bible's most overrated guy
• Elijah was the fastest runner of all time and there's nothing atheists can do about it
• Meet yet another "Satan": Where the name Beelzebub comes from
• We are joined by the smart and funny Spencer Hall, a sports journalist whose love of this specific biblical passage helped make him one of our most requested guests

Intro music: "Who Do You Know" by Claire Lynch

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The Book of (First) Kings, chapters 11-16, a part of the Bible that's gonna sound like we chose it specifically because it was recorded in April 2025.

• But first, did you know the names of comically large wine bottle sizes are all named after Bible guys?
• Meet the rebel who might've been a big inspiration for the Moses story set centuries prior.
• Emily's as annoyed by Solomon as she has been by just about any character so far.
• Does a failson take the throne and immediately start yelling at an angry mob about his own penis? This is a Bible story, so you already know the answer.
• The Bible's oldest archeologically confirmed newspaper headline.

• Welcome Trey Ferguson, a pastor based in the Miami area who's also an author, podcaster, and tremendous poster. You're gonna like him a lot! Find all of his work via https://www.pastortrey05.com.

"Not Like Us" harp cover by Arianna Worthen.

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We are so freaking back. We're joined by Seattle University professor emeritus Wes Howard-Brook, author of works like Come Out My People: God's Call Out of Empire in the Bible and Beyond, to discuss:

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Hello! Let's sprint through a big (but action-packed) portion of the Book of Samuel and then focus on the story of King David and Bathsheba.

Intro song: k.d. lang's cover of "Hallelujah"

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We're back in the Book of Samuel, starting in chapter 18, where giant-killer David meets Israel's other war hero, Prince Jonathan. To quote Taylor Swift, sparks fly. Platonic sparks, your Sunday school teacher assures you.

Pre-intro: "The More I Seek You" as performed by Maple City Worship

Samuel chapter 17!

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Samuel 7-16!

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We're entering a whole new chunk of the Bible, and it might be a surprise chunk!

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It's time to bring on the internet's beloved Jon Bois to discuss:

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WAR DADS AND LADY WAR DADS ASSEMBLE. It's a new Bible section! 

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