Creativity Wasted

Idea: An app to "peacock" your charitable acts/donations and other good deeds, to peer pressure other people into also doing good things. The app would display a peacock avatar on your social media which would be more or less flamboyant depending on how much good you do Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 8 Alex Bozinovic (twitter.com/truheroism) Jeff Ford Dan Turco (twitter.com/Dansplaining) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma)

Idea: A science experiment to see which money denominations covered with which amounts of poop people will pick up off the ground. Also discussed: vegan poop, gut flora and/or pheromones in poop, philosophy degrees Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 8 Alex Bozinovic (twitter.com/truheroism) Jeff Ford Dan Turco (twitter.com/Dansplaining) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma)

Idea: A futuristic/sci-fi suit that gives your body muscles without exercising. Possibilities for how the suit would work include weighted clothing, electric shocks, and covering your body with shakeweights Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 8 Alex Bozinovic (twitter.com/truheroism) Jeff Ford Dan Turco (twitter.com/Dansplaining) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma)

Idea: A pill containing "dehydrated water" (oxygen?) to help you survive a Mad Max style desert apocalypse Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 8 Alex Bozinovic (twitter.com/truheroism) Jeff Ford Dan Turco (twitter.com/Dansplaining) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma)

Idea (NSFW): An app to barter or trade chores and menial tasks with people in your neighborhood, because some people might find some tasks more or less annoying than other people. Tasks that can be bartered/traded include walking the dog, helping you when you're sick or drugged out, popping zits on your back, small talk, foreplay, etc. Also: doing a bunch of small tasks in exchange for a big task, bartering for TEACHING how to do a task (for people who didn't learn from dads), Tom being too embarrassed to ask a "big strong man" to do a menial task that he's not strong enough to do Note: Amanda Brewington proposed a similar chore bartering app in episode 56 Bryan Deuchler (Podcast: https://cartoontonic.buzzsprout.com) Matt Hamilton (Podcast: https://moistdefinitelypodcast.com) Avery Sommerfeld (facebook.com/crazeecomedy, YouTube: Funny News https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN6nBbMFIE03wqFz5PwAA3w) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma) Recorded at Broken Knuckle Studio in Waterford, MI (Facebook: Broken Knuckle Studios)

Idea (NSFW): To use genetic engineering to combine plants with animals or people, so they can be your pets/friends/partners, can let you know if they need water or nutrients to grow better, or can be easily cloned and made into a plant army to take over the world. Also: plant fetishes, coconut trees killing more people than sharks, the machismo of plants taking pain without screaming Avery Sommerfeld (facebook.com/crazeecomedy, YouTube: Funny News https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN6nBbMFIE03wqFz5PwAA3w) Bryan Deuchler (Podcast: https://cartoontonic.buzzsprout.com) Matt Hamilton (Podcast: https://moistdefinitelypodcast.com) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma) Recorded at Broken Knuckle Studio in Waterford, MI (Facebook: Broken Knuckle Studios)

Idea: A low budget sci-fi movie where bees are genetically modified to attack people and explode. The bees only attack people if they 1) talk, 2) walk, or 3) use tools i.e. use their hands to do stuff. So people have to find silly and weird ways to survive without doing these three things Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 7 Mike Flynn (twitter.com/flikemynn) Christian Royce (twitter.com/ChristianRoyce) Alan Black (twitter.com/alanblah) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma)

Idea: A social media app like Tinder but for women to use their physical attractiveness to find male friends Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 7 Mike Flynn (twitter.com/flikemynn) Christian Royce (twitter.com/ChristianRoyce) Alan Black (twitter.com/alanblah) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma)

Idea (NSFW): A dishwasher-friendly tube that you poop through, so the poop comes out clean and you don't have to wipe. Available in multiple sizes. Bag and fun Play-Doh-like shape attachments also available Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 7 Mike Flynn (twitter.com/flikemynn) Christian Royce (twitter.com/ChristianRoyce) Alan Black (twitter.com/alanblah) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma)

Idea (NSFW): A social media app to connect people with "enablers", who help "enable" an addiction, vice, or anything else (except violence), including mundane things such as collecting flamingo wind chimes Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 7 Mike Flynn (twitter.com/flikemynn) Christian Royce (twitter.com/ChristianRoyce) Alan Black (twitter.com/alanblah) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma)