Creativity Wasted

Idea (NSFW): A golf course filled with nature that looks like human anatomy (cactuses that looks like dicks, trees with lumps that look like butts, sand dunes shaped like the female body, etc.). The caddies would use a bunch of silly adult golf puns ("if you hook your shaft you could get lost in the bush", "there's a ball washer available after you complete the back 9", etc.) Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 6 Amy Probst (instagram.com/amydetroitrockcity) Ted Moss (twitter.com/TedMossComedy Podcast: https://TEDTALKS2much.com) Anthony Slanda (twitter.com/Runfromcheney) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma)

Idea: A sitcom about a mechanic, featuring all of the weird things about being a mechanic in a car dealership, such as people leaving weird things in their car (guns, soiled undies, drugs, etc.), people's dumb failed attempts to fix their own cars, and how it's somehow still allowed for them to display pictures of nude women in the workspace Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 6 Amy Probst (instagram.com/amydetroitrockcity) Ted Moss (twitter.com/TedMossComedy Podcast: https://TEDTALKS2much.com) Anthony Slanda (twitter.com/Runfromcheney) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma)

Idea: A device (the "honky") that makes different car horn sounds to communicate different things, like "look out", "excuse me", "screw you", or "my bad". Also, maybe configurable text on the front/rear or your car that says "move over" Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 6 Amy Probst (instagram.com/amydetroitrockcity) Ted Moss (twitter.com/TedMossComedy Podcast: https://TEDTALKS2much.com) Anthony Slanda (twitter.com/Runfromcheney) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma)

Idea: All roads/driveways/parking should be elevated, to allow animals to roam free, and for people to live in harmony with nature on the ground. Although it might ruin the fun of rollercoasters Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 6 Amy Probst (instagram.com/amydetroitrockcity) Ted Moss (twitter.com/TedMossComedy Podcast: https://TEDTALKS2much.com) Anthony Slanda (twitter.com/Runfromcheney) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma) Recorded at Laff Tracks comedy club

Idea: A house where the entire floor of every room consists of stairs. It would be cleverly designed to eliminate the need for hallways and to utilize vertical space, i.e. the ceiling of the entire room (i.e. over the toilet, kitchen sink, bed, etc) doesn't need to be 8 foot high, and instead the rooms above can be lowered, possibly allowing 4 stories worth of rooms to be contained in the space of 3 stories. Some of the stairwells can contain drawers for storage or fold-out bleacher/theater seats, etc. Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 5 Branden Milsk (twitter.com/BrandenMilsk) Jeff Johnson Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma)

Idea: A dating site which integrates with other websites, so you can see a potential date's Netflix viewing history, song listening history, or political/news interests (if they chose to expose this information). This type of information is likely more accurate than typical dating site questionnaires Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 5 Branden Milsk (twitter.com/BrandenMilsk) Jeff Johnson Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma)

Idea (NSFW): An online-dating site exclusively for left-handed people (who think they're superior to right-handed people). Also: Jeff's history of forced right-handedness, left-handedness and depth perception Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 5 Branden Milsk (twitter.com/BrandenMilsk) Jeff Johnson Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma)

Idea: A special tech support employee specifically for helping old people do very basic tech tasks, such as use a mouse or do anything more advanced than making a phone call on a smart phone Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 4 Derek Brand (instagram.com/brand9470) Jon Mullinix (instagram.com/mullinixjon) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma)

Idea: An experiment to see if experienced drunk drivers can drive as well as a sober person Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 4 Derek Brand (instagram.com/brand9470) Jon Mullinix (instagram.com/mullinixjon) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma)

Idea: A social experiment or contest to see what's memorable. A bunch of contestants would each do something weird or interesting while meeting a famous person (such as President Obama) in public for a 5-10 second handshake or autograph. Then, years later, the famous person is put in a room with each of the contestants, to see which contestants were remembered by the famous person Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 4 Derek Brand (instagram.com/brand9470) Jon Mullinix (instagram.com/mullinixjon) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma)