Creativity Wasted

Idea: A dating website that allows you to report bad dates who, for example, stole food off your plate, so other people can avoid dating them Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 3 Greg Shur DC Bradley (instagram.com/dcbradleyonig) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma) Recorded at Laff Tracks

(NSFW) A small improvised idea for a dirty prank you could do using a time machine Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 3 Greg Shur DC Bradley (instagram.com/dcbradleyonig) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma) Recorded at Laff Tracks

Idea: In the 1950s, a Russian scientist was able to attach a dog's head onto another dog's body, and it survived for a few weeks. We should be able to do much better now. So if a person is terminally ill, we should attach their brain/head to a machine (i.e. replacement body) to get maybe a few months of extra life, and attach the body to a machine (i.e. replacement brain). The head/brain can live a little longer and have fun in virtual reality games, and the body can be used for medical testing, without worrying about causing suffering. Over time, as the technology gets better, the head can live longer and longer, to the point where maybe everyone who is old and/or has minor health problems will choose to do it, even if not terminally ill Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 3 Greg Shur DC Bradley (instagram.com/dcbradleyonig) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma) Recorded at Laff Tracks in Novi, MI

Idea: To give obese kids/teenagers HGH (human growth hormone), so they become taller and less obese. Maybe also give kids/teenagers who are likely to become obese drugs to stunt their growth, so that later when they start to become obese, they can be given higher doses of HGH to fight harder against obesity. Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 2 Shallis Mask Frank A Marty R Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma) Recorded at a poker game (apologies for the poor audio quality)

Idea: A sci-fi movie kind of like Planet of the Apes, except that multiple species of animals, such as lab rats/mice and dogs, become more intelligent than humans. Some types of animals, such as dogs, side with humans, and others side against humans. A giant civil war between intelligent animals occurs (which humans are not aware of), where one side wants to take over the world and destroy/enslave humans, and the other side wants to leave humans alone and escape to outer space Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 2 Shallis M Frank A Marty R Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma) Recorded at a poker game (apologies for the poor audio quality)

Idea: A spray that masks the smell of farts. Or maybe a pill containing electronics which detect whether smell-cancelling chemicals need to be released while it passes through your body. Also: fart-filtering underwear, the professional fart performer (flatulist) at the Moulin Rouge Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 1 Ted Moss (twitter.com/TedMossComedy Podcast: https://TEDTALKS2much.com) Josh Bowab Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma) Recorded at Joey's Comedy Club

Idea: An atheist holiday named "Hole-y Day" where you put a hole in your yard, such as a giant tire, to signify both the vast emptiness of the universe and your desire to participate in a Holey Day free love session with someone you've never been with. Also involves throwing things into holes, monkeys, and a symbolic deity who wears yoga pants. Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 1 Ted Moss (twitter.com/TedMossComedy Podcast: https://TEDTALKS2much.com) Josh Bowab Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma) Recorded at Joey's Comedy Club

Idea: A sci-fi device that allows you to use controls currently found on a television remote control (pause, fast-forward, volume up/down, closed captioning, etc.) to control conversations in real life. The primary purpose would be to skip boring small talk when you wish someone would hurry up and get to the point, but you could also pause/rewind if you need to hear something again, etc. Matt Hamilton (Podcast: https://moistdefinitelypodcast.com) Bryan Deuchler (Podcast: https://cartoontonic.buzzsprout.com) Avery Sommerfeld (facebook.com/crazeecomedy, YouTube: Funny News https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN6nBbMFIE03wqFz5PwAA3w) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma) Recorded at Broken Knuckle Studio in Waterford, MI (Facebook: Broken Knuckle Studios)

Idea: If you're too sick to drink water without vomiting it back up, and you cannot get to the hospital, maybe you can avoid dehydration and save your life by butt-chugging water. Also, Matt shares his butt-chugging expertise (Note: not based on medical expertise, please consult a doctor instead) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma, https://creativitywasted.com) Matt Hamilton (Podcast: https://moistdefinitelypodcast.com) Bryan Deuchler (Podcast: https://cartoontonic.buzzsprout.com) Avery Sommerfeld (facebook.com/crazeecomedy, YouTube: Funny News https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN6nBbMFIE03wqFz5PwAA3w) Recorded at Broken Knuckle Studio in Waterford, MI (Facebook: Broken Knuckle Studios)

Idea: A single-person electric car/vehicle that's skinny enough to drive through a door into a house or building (so you no longer need a garage, and you can go fast down hallways at work). It can orient itself both horizontally like a motorcycle and vertically like a Segway, and travel up and down elevator shafts instead of using elevators. Also, the privacy of having your own transportation vehicle is important, because at least one day of your life you'll probably shart your pants, and you don't want to prolong your humiliation by taking public transportation back to your house Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 1 Ted Moss (twitter.com/TedMossComedy Podcast: https://TEDTALKS2much.com) Josh Bowab Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma) Recorded at Joey's Comedy Club