Creature Crunch

Happy Mayllermo del Toro!

To kick things off, we watch and talk about Guillermo del Toro's first movie: Cronos. Join us as we question Ron Perlman's sterilization precautions, wish our protagonist wouldn't lick up blood off the floor, and give some sage advice in regards to mimes dressed as clocks. Then, join us as we explore a new skin on a classic monster: the marbled vampire.

Crunch begins at 55:30

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Theme music: "Monsters" by Gothminister

Interlude music: "Perhaps Vampires is a Bit Strong But..." by Arctic Monkeys

We watch and talk about the movie made for all the spacey edgelords out there: Pitch Black. Join us as we cringe to the early 00's, discuss the similarities between Riddick and Droopy Dog, and speculate the universe in which Riddick was a space barbarian woman fighting alien ghosts. Then, join us as we take evolution's least favorite mistake and throw it at your players: the Spearhead.

Crunch begins at 57:00

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Theme music: "Monsters" by Gothminister

Interlude music: "Pitch-Black" by Project Pitchfork

We watch and talk about the greatest musical featuring a giant plant and Rick Moranis ever made, Little Shop of Horrors. Join us as we groove to some catchy songs, discuss currency in the 80's, and Steve Martin all over our Bill Murray. Then, join us as we hand a man-eating plant a gun: the Chlorobastard.

Crunch begins at 54:00

Edit: I'm not a bright man and repeated the same mistake I did two weeks ago. So NOW I've uploaded the proper episode and will endeavor to be better in the future. -Matt

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Theme music: "Monsters" by Gothminister

Interlude music: "Venus Flytrap" by Feng Suave

April Fools.

Here's the real episode

We actually watch and talk about the SEO nightmare that is 2016's The Monster. Join us as we muscle through a second recording of this one because technical difficulties was the April Fools joke on us. We also beg forgiveness for the audio quality issues here as Chris was still very sick and there was a problem with the mic that we didn't notice until editing, and oh gosh this was all so tied into our April Fools joke so we had to do it forgive me father for I have sinned and I must repent. Then, join us as we take this shaved bear and make him a koopa troopa: the Dark Growler.

Trigger warning for mentions of child abuse, mostly psychological.

Crunch begins at 49:00

Edit: So I apparently played an unintentional second April Fool's joke by uploading the Critter Kibbles instead of the main episode so, yeah, I'm basically terrible at this. Here's the super for real really real episode. Kthxbye

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Theme music: "Monsters" by Gothminister

Interlude music: "Monster" by The Automatic

W̸̼̰͎̋̑́̾̚͠e̷̡̛͙̩͈̺̝̻̲̬͎͗̓̇̔̽͌̏̔̕͠ ̴̨͚͇̩̋̎̓̍w̸̫̫̱̺͖͍̍á̸͈̳̱̒̊t̵̡̥͊͊͑͑̅̀͘͝c̸̹̟̃̽͒͌̈́̓̽̅͂͝͠h̵͉̗̖̩͇͌̑̎̀̆͠͝͝͝ ̷̧̡̢͉̖̜̥̝̣͗̊̈́̔͛̄͋͌͊̑̄̎͜͜a̵̛͙͍̦͔̰̭̍́̋̽͛ͅn̵̨̧̨͖̜̗̣̝͆̏̾̈́̈́̉́̄̇͝ͅd̶̗̮̩̪̫̲̟̣̝͗̍̃͒ ̵̡̡̣̲̗̝̲͓̜̗̂͑̓̂̿̈̓͋͝͝t̴̢̅̈́͊̑̌́͜a̴̰͓̥̬̞̥̹̲̤͍͊̿̀̐͛̈̋̽̕͠ĺ̸̡͖̜̳̙̘̞̜̏͒̐͐̋̐̾̿͘͘͜͠ḱ̴̨̛̯̜̯̹̹͎͉̃̎̐́̃͠ͅ ̵̼̯̃̈́̃̽̌͋ạ̴̘̫͔̭̖̺̘̞͂̓̒̚b̵̛̼͈̻̭̙̓̇̈́̿̐̊͛͠ͅô̷̝͇̯̗̘̤̝̘͒̃̎̃̒̋́̀͝ů̷̻̗̣͓͚͈̭̪͑̃͛̑̽͊͂͜͝ͅṱ̴͙͆̅͑͑̆̄̂̀̒̔ ̸̛̗̮́͗̾Ṁ̵̢̢̫͓̭̥̱͕̩͍͎̜́̆͋o̸͚̳̞͒̓̆͠͝n̶̡̡̙̬͉͕̠̂̌̈́͘̕ͅs̴̡̩̗̮̰̼͛͗̕ͅt̵̰̫̍͆́̇͜͝e̸̻̹͈̥͍̊͒̓r̴̞̄̇̔̐̇.̸̟͔̱͇͙̣̺̣̣͓̱̀̿͝ ̵͔̪͇̜͑̒͛̍̈̀̑͗͘W̷̞͋͌͊̿͗̾̐̌͝ȩ̸̧͇͕͉̰͈̗͉̒̇̈͌́͊̇̚ ̷̢̢̢̳̪̤̠̊̔̆̅̃̈̈́̅̿̚w̷̳̣̝̤̰̣̝̾̏̓á̶̗̬̯̠̪̱̄̇̔̓̓̂̐͐t̴̯̬͒̀̆̿͂͛̇̉̽͌͠͝c̷̰̥͓̞̋̉̀̏̾̇̇̈́͠͠h̶̛̛͖͔̫̪͙͂́̈͌̔̂̔̉͜ͅ ̴̢̛̞̜̳͔̑̽́̉̈̂̂̿͝a̷̡̢̡̛̪̳͎̤̱͓̲̭̰͆͋̊͐̎̔̔͝n̶͙̲̟̼̟̞̺̔̾̏͊͑̂̄͘̕d̸̢̨͈̪̗̰͍̜͉͙̗̾͆ͅ ̵̡̪͉̺͍̣̹̺̬͎̿̿̀̈̇̓̽̚̚ṱ̷̺͖̰͖̲͛̉̄̉̏́a̷͎̪̭̯̦̝̼̰̤̓̌͛́̈́̋͝l̶̢̲͇̅̄̇̄̇̽͠͝͝k̵̨̨̤̓̈́̊̊͋̊̾ ̴̩̩͇̻̗̣̹̜̈́͗͘a̷̛̗̠̲̣͈̮̮̹͐̐̈́͛̎̌̏͂̅͝͝b̴̢͙͖̜̫͗̈͊̽̊̽͐̿̓̈̚͠ò̵̢̫̈͗̎̓͐́͝u̸̧̪̯͑͜͜t̵̹̙̼̗̣̬̜͍̱̝͙̔̃̐̍ ̶̬͚͋M̸̡̺̰͓̪̟̓͑̓̾͊̏̚o̸̬͍̘̳̝̺͓͇̞̟̊͜ņ̸̨̳̦͖̦̲̘̲̘̗͚͑̈̎͊̚͝͝s̶̡̟͓͕̜͙̈́͝ţ̷̡̠͙͈̰̪̪̹̳̱̳́́͊̈́́ë̵̢̛̻̭͓́̅̈͑̓̇̄͒̈́͐͜͝ͅr̴̤͛̇ͅ.̷̛͉͍̗̀̄̎̆̑̃̈́͂̕͘͝ ̵̧̧̖̜̤͖̤̟̑̃̿͋̅͌̚̚ ̵̡̨͈̻͙̯͇͍͙̥̟̪͊̈͆̀͆̓͝J̸̢͓͖̪̤̜̙̝͋̍̈́̊̀̌̍̓͜͝ơ̷̰̠̪͚̫̯̩̝͒̇͛̈́̊̓̍í̴̤͇́̑͊̀̌͗̌͊̕͜ņ̶̧̝̲͙͎̥͔̬́̉̒͐̈́̐̾͆̚ ̵̛͕̈́̒̀̓͜u̷͎̼̬̿̀̍s̷̮̙̙͈̥̫͗͂͋ ̶̨̢̜͖̰̭̯͙͉̐̏̅̊̀̒͑͌͌͘͠ȁ̷̠̩̤̘s̶̡̛̛̹̖̠̳͖̘̦̝͉͑̊͠ ̵̧̲̖̖̞̘̫̟͉̎̉͗̋͊͐̆̇̿̎̉͝ͅw̶͕̉ȩ̸̲̭͕̩͖̥͌ ̶̤̯͉́̒͛̏͠w̷̢̛͓̭̲̻̝̦͎̥̼̲͙̅͋̈́͆̊̕͠a̴̛̤͗͌̈́̓̽͗̚̚͝t̶̛̹͓͔̥͚̳̃̽͑͑̈̈́̍̚c̴͚̮̬̭͍̺͖̱͍̫̯̽̋̎͗̃̌̃͗̀̑̚͠h̷̬̫̤̙̬͚̥͚̠͆̃̓͒ ̷̫̱̄̈́͌̾̈́̐͆̚͝͠ȃ̴̬̜̬͍̌͘n̵̰̜̫̘͇̋̈̈̈́̈́͗̐̂͐͒͘͝d̶̘̺̖͚̱̠̥͔̖̠̱̉̍̀͌̍̕͜ ̸̧̻̫͔̼̞̠͈̥̯̤͉͊̔̇͒́͝t̸̛̙̜̦̝͙͑͛̀͝ả̷̯̪̩͐͛̃̒̚ļ̷̟̲̥̟͒̓͑͐͝k̴̢̨̠͖̜̫̟͔̬͎̗̖̔͊̋́͊̂̋̉̄͒̋̕ ̷̧̗̬͌̈̋a̴̬̐̉̃̈͐̔͊̿͝͠b̸̺̲̼̺̩̼̞͚̹̳̼̆͗͌̔̽̐̏̿͆̕ó̸̧̢̞͎̙̱̪̞̫̺̃̈́́u̵̡̡̱͉̙̯͚̦͕̞͍̣̒́́͊͋̐̇͐̀̑͠ẗ̸̢̹̮́͌́̊̽͌͘ ̸̛͓̼͚͍̹͆̊͛̏́̀̇͝M̶̨̢̧͚̮̣̮̙̞̜͋͗͂̋̎̈́̇̄̀͜ͅơ̸̯̊̽̑̒̇͐̊͝͝n̶̤̗̜͙̳̥̹̠̠̗̝̞̾̄s̴̪͍͓͙͚̗̈́̀̽̅͜t̷̰͔̫̍͊͛̈́̉́̂̐e̶̮̱̼͚̐̈̉͋͊͆͂́̌͘̕ͅr̴̨̡̩̙̥̫̮̓̈́́̍́̂̈̀͝,̴̨̛̥̰͇͙̼̖̫̮̺̙̈́̊̍ ̶̛̪͍̥͍͚͋̅̈́͋̃͆͗͠d̸͚͇̦̈́̋̋͐̉̑̈̃̃i̶̢͌̑͗̂s̶̡̧̲͍̖͇͓͖̹̱̬̙̽̇̍́́͌́̇̈́̇͊̕c̴̢̤͈͓̤̪̣̺̰̯͉͌̽͂͌̒̏̆̋͘͝ͅú̸̡̝̪̗̣̩̜̤̇͐̋̉͑̏͐̚͠͠s̶̛̯̞̯̒̀̈́̿̑̅͆͝ş̶̳̳̦̣̜̩͉̬͍́͒͋͒͑̋̆̏̀ ̷͔͚̦͍̖͈́̀̆́̐̋̈́̒̉̈́͗̔b̷̡̧̲̙̼͈͍̲̰̎̅̉̈́͊̆͆̇̽͘e̵͖̻̭̦͚͔͑̊́̈́̓͑̎c̴̨̦̜̺̫͙͋o̸̖̬͉̭͇̖̫͈̞̩̐͗̀̊̈́̊͂ͅm̵̝̦̞͚̺̝̝͎̦͒̇̽́̍̓̾͋̓̚i̴̢̛̮͒̐̓̑̐͂͝n̶͉͖̙̾̾̓̆͝g̷͕̩̥̼̩̳͈̜͈̩̘̓̄̾̓͝ ̴̛̝̞̍́̃͋͂̾Ć̵̡̧̮̼̮͕̟͎̍͗̉͛̐̈̐͆̀͘͜ͅḩ̸̬͙̣͓̲̭̜̪̯̏͆̍̆̎͒͂͊͊̚͘͝ŕ̴͎͚i̵̭̰̣̹̲̺̭̖̤̼̻͚͐̋̍͝s̶̰̔̄͑̔̕t̸̖̥̗͚̣͌į̷̜̟̦̤͈̝̘̼͕͔̋͗͛́n̵͓͓̹̰͍̫͋̏̾͑̓͆͒̕͜͝ā̴̡̛̛̪̹̞͚̉͋͗͑͛̕ ̷̨̭͉̤̺͎̯̮͓̦̮̾̉̔R̴̨̠̮̤͉̃̈́̾͌̈́̒͊͒̐͑î̴̢̼̟̺̜̫̪̑̿̈̿̆̀̐̐̀͗͘č̴̤͍̂̓̓̅̎̇͆̃̓ć̸̛̫i̷̘͙̟͒̒͒̍́̀́͘ ̵̡̧̞̺͓͕̪̰̲̊̇͐͆̒̒̀̅̉̚͜͝i̸̧̋̋n̴͓̩̼͒̾́̄͋͐̅͊̔͘͘ ̴̛̫͙̲̘͍̬̜͉̺͕̋̑́̾̀̓̏͂͑͌͠M̵̙͇̹̬̼̳̯̣̃̆̉o̵͕̣̰͉̩̅́̓̈́̂̚͘̚͠͝͝ņ̷̭̽̌s̶̢͍̰̗̜̞̤͍̮̠̘͋̂̃͐͊̒̾̉ṭ̸̜͚͉̞̺̄͒̋e̶̛͙̗̺͑͑̌̿̓̈́̀̀̍̽͝ͅr̵̨̢̡͙̥̪͓͓̮̀̏̐̆̒,̴̦̪͎͈̹̼̙̔̄̾̂́͛͂̆͂̽̆͆ ̸͍̓͌͝r̵̛̟̲̠͉̓̓̎̌̿͗̂i̴̝̙̤̾͊̈́̇̽͛̅̎̄̎͘p̶̨̢̖̰̰̹͙̥̻̰̱̆͆͑̋͘̚ ̸̢̼̙͖̺̗͓̮̗̼͌́̀͒͌̈́̌̈́̕͝ǫ̶̹͚͓̻̿͒̕f̸̥̺̰̱͖̋͛̈́͂͊̀̔̋̃͘͝͝ͅf̸̢͓̖̰͚̺̼͔̦̣̤̆͊͜ ̴̣͔̯̫̪̥̳̤̥̠͊́͌̈̈͂̐͌̌͋̄̑t̵͚̰̠̄̆͂̆̅h̸̢̧̯̯͈̠̣̻̉̋̚ȩ̵̛̟̩̀̀͑̽̚͘͜͠͠ ̶̡̬͚͎̥̜͓̘͊̋̚c̵͙͈̰̣̅͑̊̽̂̓̅̾͠á̸͕̈́̀̑s̷͓̲̜̓̐́̾̓͂̓̅̀͐̀̚t̴̢̫̮̲̹̻͉̹͙̣̓͝,̷̬̾̄̌͒̈́͑̇̎̋̃͑̇͜ ̸̧̨̻̣̬̱̳͕̲̇̑t̵̨̥͖̐͒̇̎̄̐̽̆̂ḛ̶̫̰̊͝͝á̷̡̫̌̈́̈́̾̒̑́̑͋̏ŗ̵̡̧͓̝̟̬̳̺̗̹͎̀̊̃͑ ̸̤͙̘̼͉͉̰̖̉͗́͑̇̈́̎̑́̓t̶̡̡̡̖̲̘̜̂̑̑̏͒̌̓͌͗̀̈̑h̷̼̬̹̹̙̮̱͔͖̦̠̦͑́̑̋͆̿̿̅̀̒͊͘ą̵̜̦̱̜͖̿t̶̻̗͚̠̦̦͈̣̖͉̭̙̆̑̈́̾̽͝͝ ̸̩̺͎͈̣̰͗̾̔́͗̚ő̵̙̮͓̳͖̘̝̀̄͗̀͘p̸̬̬̫̥͕͇̗̙͂̈́̇ͅͅe̷͈̦̓̓͛n̸̡͍͙̪̿̈́͝ ̵̡͉̼̘̭̬̈́į̷̡̮̝̖̟̭̯͚͉͓̊̌̽͂̌̿̎͋̚͜͝ǹ̴͇ ̸̖̺̜͙̪̜̮̬͍̈́̄̾̒͂̓͂M̶̧͖̠͉̣̀̊̇́̽̅͊̄̏̚o̸̮̊̆n̵̠̳̞͗̐́̋̄͂s̴̭͓̈́̀̇͐̑̎͒̕t̶̝͂͋͂̿̊͘͠͝͠͝͝ê̴̱͕̽́̃ŗ̴̩̬̗̱̣̪̪́̀̑̅̃.̷̤̠̞͕̗͉͙̗͋͌̏̉͘ ̶̢͓̭̪͔̪̝̳͊͊̇́͑́̆͊̄͜Ţ̶̧̡̛̱̼͍̞̮́̒̇̂̀̐͊͠a̸̛̛̞͇̹͖͑̓̐̚̚̕ĺ̶̠̖̰̃̎̚ḳ̴͖̙̰̰͗̀̍̍͑̈́͐͑͐̆̀̕ͅ ̷̢̦̠̭͉̫̘̦͍̙̰̠͗̽́̓͂̈́̕͘ṳ̸̡̟̂́̍͑̊͘̕s̵͓̍̂́ ̷̛̝͊̍̾̍̋́̀̑ą̵̡̻̯̰̦̘̋̊͗͗͌͐͑͝s̷̨̧̡̢̩̯͙̖͉̩̃̈̆̈́̈̒̚͜͠ ̵̨͇̙̰̜̻͇̆ẘ̶̪̠̖̹̰̩͕̌̓̐̏̑̉̄̕ȅ̶̡͚͉͕̰̙͔̘̪̜̲̬͒̒̂̀͌͘ ̸̲͓̺̈j̴͙͎͖̪͖̦͆͆͜o̷̧̙͇̭̔̄͗̈́̍̓̆̾͐̒̚͝į̶͈͓̀n̷̢̡̨̧̺̪͓̰̅̆̒̅̑͘ͅ ̵̨̗̥̦͙͑͋̿̍̈́͂̈͋͗̈́̽͠Ṃ̶̤̞͙̪̰̄̆̚ỏ̷̫͕̙̈́͑͒̄̚͘͜͝n̵̤̯͈̠̔̐̉̀͝ṣ̷̌ṭ̸̛̛̤̼̠̩̙̳̾̌̾́̌̓̂̉̀̓é̶͍̪̘͇̤̭̞̺̣̇̈́́̈͂͠ͅr̷̨̫̗͍̄̀̽̽͊̀̆̄̈́̑͘͝.̷̧̢̥͔̳̖͓͍͖̣̰͓̅̀̀̋̃̄̋͋ ̸̢̨̨̛͉̬̠̲̳͚͎̳́͌̍͛̕͠T̸̨̖̗̜͔̼̈́̅͝ͅh̴͓̭͍͕̺͓͇̼̗̗̪́̂ͅę̸̨̧͚͈̺̠̹̻̺͎̟̋̔̑͌̎̾̈́̽̋̕ņ̷̧̢̨̮͕̯̳̭̠̊̃̿̕,̵̤͔͕̣̝͚̹̦̯̬͍̉̃̆̒̐͜͠ ̸̛̘͚̯̐̀́̉ẃ̴̳̇͌̈̐̄̌̈́ą̷̱͔̘̝̬͇̆t̴͙͖̀̉͐͐̾͗̓͌̕c̸̛̻̻̰̅̒̇̿͛̿̈́͂̒̊͝ḥ̶̺͓͐̐̈͆́̒͂̃͋̆̕͜͝ ̷̨̰̜̝͔̹̝̹͛̀͐̄̄̚a̵̩̰̅̈́͆͌̈́̄͜͠ş̴̻̥̗̱͖͕̖̍͛͊͛͠ ̶̡̝͇̯̟̹̏̇͝w̴̧̢̛̛͕͎̰̹͛̂͂͒̋̓̅̊͂̚ẽ̷̤̤̖̘̖̮̫̤ ̵͕͚̫̰̥̱̏w̴̗̭̝̞͕͒̀̒̋̄̒a̴̡͚͛̽̚t̶̨̥̘͕͛̈͊͐̊̑̍͋̕͝c̴̨̛̭̼̱̻͗̿̍̾̔͘͝͝ḩ̶͓̘̟̞̠̗̰͚̦̌̊͐̒̒ ̵̧̹̖̮̜̠̻̠̭̆̒̄͗͋́͂́͂̇͜ū̷̡͉̜̦̃͌̑͆̓͆s̵̢̘͕͕̽̎̌͆̚̚͝ ̷̟̣̯̪͉͉̀̀́̍̂̚ạ̶̞͒b̴̡̢̯̱͙̭̯́̈̆̄̅̑̍̚͝o̴̰͔͓̘̦̾ự̴̧͇̯̞̱̱̘̩̮̟̅̆̃̊̆̚ͅẗ̶̢̤͕̯̯̟̰̖͉̘́͌̆͑̀͗̏̚͠͝ͅ ̷͓̙͉̼̱͍̹͚̹̖̯̞̈́̌̓̆̈́͐͌̄͝M̶̮͙̤͛̂̈̕͠ő̴̧̯̪̪͓̪̰̬͓̘̅̃͗͐̈́̋̃n̶̛͓̥̮͗̌̎͆͋̑̉ș̵̝͖̰̯̲͈͙̼̞̫̽̀͒̊͆̾͌̆̓́̈́͗t̵̯̞͉̑ë̸͚͇͔̙́̈͐̑͒̈͊͌̄̓́͘r̵̡̧̩͖̼̟̘͚̃̊̒̀̀͌͜:̷̝̲͙̱̳͆́̋̒̿̄͜ ̵͙͓̺̗̹̮͉̍̈́̓́͐͝ͅͅͅB̶̧̧̹̜̱̳̬̪͍̱̟̭̆̋̏̌͋͊͗͂̐͌̿͝ư̴̡̈͒̑̋̆̕͝͝͝c̵̢̧̭̬͍͍̪̱̼̒̀̑̋̄̏̒k̸͉̣̪̩͖̝͙̰̚ę̴̹̤̅͋͑̄́̇͝ṭ̸̢̮̗̪̯̤̺̄̾͊̉̀̒̎́̓̕͝.̸̬̳͓̪̩͖̪̖̮̝̖̄̏̿͑̐̾ͅ

We watch and talk about the kick-start to John Boyega and Jodie Whittaker's career: Attack the Block. Join us as we parse through a thick load of slang, touch up on some important social topics that we're in no way qualified to talk about, and perhaps even discover the profound effect marijuana can have on a simple0minded man. Then, join us as we create a creature made of vantablack and screams, the Otherworldly Shrieker.

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Theme music: "Monsters" by Gothminister

Interlude music: "They Don't Really Care About Us (Michael Jackson Cover)" by Beast in Black

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

We watch and talk about the movie synonymous with St. Patty's Day horror: Leprechaun. Join us as we talk about the casting and character choices, puzzle through Leprechaun lore, and honestly, probably give Thankskilling more credit than it deserves. Then, join us as we create the most annoying monster we could think of: the Greelin.

Edit: Had to tweak the audio files I pulled as they came off a bit too loud. My bad!

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Theme music: "Leprechaun Main Title" by Kevin Kiner

Interlude music: "I'll Be There for You" by The Rembrandts

End theme: "Monsters" by Gothminister

We watch and talk about the 90's classic, Tremors. Join us as we laugh at Kevin Bacon and all his Kevin Bacon-ness, discuss the population of the smallest town in the Nevada desert, and fight through being sick for like, three weeks. Then, stick around to get acquainted with our own giant underground monster: the Screamy Worm.

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Theme music: "Monsters" by Gothminister

Interlude music: "Graboid Shuffle" by Twin Beaks

We watch and talk about the obscure, direct-to-video horror, Metamorphosis: The Alien Factor. Join us as we get a healthy dose of science, gripe about Brian, and sludge through some goopy creature designs. Then, stick around to get a glimpse of our take on a uniquely designed monster, the Unearthly Shambler.

This was a slightly longer episode than intended. Oops!

Also, I'm aware that I only recently started including the movie soundtracks as background music for these episodes, but I couldn't find the score for this flick anywhere to save my life.

Edit - The audio screwed up during the interlude, but I have since fixed it.

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Theme music: "Monsters" by Gothminister

Interlude music: "Monster Mutant Boogie" by Bloodsucking Zombies from outer Space

Happy Valentine's Day!

We watch and talk about one of the greatest love stories ever told, Guillermo Del Toro's The Shape of Water. Join us as we continue to fanboy over Del Toro, discover another really sweet story from behind the scenes of another fish-man movie, and brush against some hard-hitting social injustices that we are in no way qualified to handle. Then stick around to hear our take on cinema's most romantic creature: the Icosaphibian.

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Theme music: "The Shape of Water" by Alexandre Desplat

Interlude music: "Lovers of Loving Love" by the Auquabats

End theme: "Monsters" by Gothminister