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Creature Crunch episodes
- Episode 03: The Blob (1988)
We watch and talk about the 1988 remake: The Blob. Join us as we revel in this films impressive practical effects, discuss the morality scale of an amorphous ooze, and discover a cool story about one of the movie's background characters. Then, stick around to hear our take on a stomach-turned-inside-out: the Rosé Blob.
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Theme music: "Monsters" by Gothminister
1 hr 26 min - Episode 02: Sweetheart (2019)
We watch and talk about the 2019 straight-to-streaming movie, Sweetheart. Join us as we cover the simple plot, talk about love behind-the-scenes, ponder the history only hinted at, and discuss the finer details of a fishy monster man. Then, stick around to hear our take on the monster in our stat block: The Beach Hunter.
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Theme music: "Monsters" by Gothminister
Interlude music: "Happy Together" by the Flobots
1 hr 10 min - Episode 01: Alien (1979)
We watch and talk about Ridley Scott's 1979 sci-fi horror landmark: Alien. Join us as we faun over this classic movie, talk about the misconception of a particular scene, question the need for a drippy room, and discuss the basic strengths and weaknesses of one of the most iconic horror monsters of all time. Then, stick around to hear our take on the monster in our stat block: The Xenodrone.
Please forgive the poor audio quality in this episode. It gets better in episode 2. I promise!
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Theme music: "Monsters" by Gothminister
Interlude music: "Xenomorph Sings a Song" by Aaron Fraser-Nash
1 hr 4 min - Episode 0: Introductions
We introduce our goof-ass selves and show everybody that we truly don't know what we're doing.
What we're TRYING to do, however, is watch some monster movies, talk about them, and then make a stat block in D&D 5e for the featured monster! You know, something completely original and not at all played-out!
Also, pardon the audio quality, it gets better in episode 2, I promise!
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Theme music: "Monsters" by Gothminister
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About Creature Crunch
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We watch, talk about, and summarize creature features. Then we make a custom stat block for the title monster in D&D 5e.