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  • Racist Jokes Are Not Racism

    Racist jokes are not racism, crying about them is. If you're easily offended, soft, or still sobbing about "harm" every time someone cracks the joke about race, then, stay right here where you are. That is about to take that fragile little worldview of yours and fuck it into a submission, with pure logic, cold facts, and reason until you've got nothing left to scream about.  Donate at: https://square.link/u/KF5OFb5j

    9 min
  • 60 days without food - The effect of epigenetic on prolonged water faster

    This video breaks down how epigenetics (your environment, thoughts, feelings, actions, and all that messy shit) decides whether prolonged water fasting will heal your body or completely destroy it… and how to do it the right way so you get weight loss and deep healing without turning into a walking corpse. Based on my own raw experience of not eating for 60 straight days as one of the many twisted moves I used to manipulate the New York Supreme Court VS when I did it in long before that when life was good.

    40 min
  • Introducing Criminal daddy - Get To Know Me
    welcome to your favourite criminal daddy.

    An onanistic satyromaniac convicted criminal who is starting life all over again with nothing but a big fat cock and a dream !
    no lube, no spit...
    just shoving the truth right in hard and dry

    17 min
  • 😫 Why and How Muslims Love To Whine 😫

    This satire sketch video rips into why and how Muslims love to whine, crying over everything, thanks to their prophet Mohammed’s whacked-out teachings. It’s a brutal yet factual parody and A laugh-so-hard-you-snort riot.   
    ❤️🙏 𝗧𝗼 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽 𝘂𝘀 𝗸𝗲𝗲𝗽 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘄, 𝘄𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱, 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗲𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗱𝗹𝘆, 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝘂𝗽𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁/𝗱𝗼𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀  ⁠https://www.gofundme.com/f/gayalibabashow   
    📨 𝗝𝗼𝗶𝗻 𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝗲-𝗺𝗮𝗶𝗹 𝗹𝗶𝘀𝘁 ⁠⁠⁠https://www.gayalibaba.com/join


    3 min
  • Why Muslims Fuck Goats

    A savage satire video that rips into the three ways Islam encourages and permits muslims to f**k animals, backed by stone-cold facts straight from islamic credible and authentic sources.   

    This isn’t just making fun of Muslims, it also demolishes their Quran’s smug “muslims are superior to all non-muslims” nonsense, proving they’re no better than barnyard creeps.   
    And here’s the bonus: it arms you with bulletproof logic and hard truths to crush their whiny denials into dust.   
    The video’s a gut-punch shocker, but also stuffed with vicious, laugh-till-you-cry drama.

    ❤️🙏 𝗧𝗼 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽 𝘂𝘀 𝗸𝗲𝗲𝗽 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘄, 𝘄𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱, 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗲𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗱𝗹𝘆, 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝘂𝗽𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁/𝗱𝗼𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀
    https://www.gofundme.com/f/gayalibabashow⁠⁠⁠⁠

    32 min
  • 😡 Muslims' Message To British Girls 😡

    Satire video explaining why UK grooming gang members are all Muslims, tearing into the fact that it’s an Islamic thing—not a pakistani quirk—where the Quran permits this as no crime or rape against infidel females. It’s a savage, unapologetic roast, daring you to face the outrage with a laugh.

    ❤️🙏 𝗧𝗼 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽 𝘂𝘀 𝗸𝗲𝗲𝗽 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘄, 𝘄𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱, 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗲𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗱𝗹𝘆, 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝘂𝗽𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁/𝗱𝗼𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀  ⁠
    https://www.gofundme.com/f/gayalibabashow   
    📨 𝗝𝗼𝗶𝗻 𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝗲-𝗺𝗮𝗶𝗹 𝗹𝗶𝘀𝘁
    ⁠⁠⁠https://gayalibaba.com⁠/join⁠

    𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗪𝗲𝗯𝘀𝗶𝘁𝗲

    ⁠⁠https://gayalibaba.com⁠

    𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗧𝘂𝗯𝗲 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗹

    https://youtube.com/@GayAliBabaShow

    𝗫/𝗧𝘄𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿

    ⁠https://x.com/xgayalibabashow

    𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗼𝗻

    ⁠⁠https://patreon.com/c/gayalibabashow⁠

    𝗧𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗹

    ⁠⁠https://t.me/gayalibabashow⁠

    𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁𝘀𝗮𝗽𝗽 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗹

    ⁠⁠https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VayObW73AzNLIoLisE2Z⁠

    𝗧𝗶𝗸𝗧𝗼𝗸

    https://www.tiktok.com/@gayalibabashow⁠

    𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺

    ⁠https://instagram.com/gayalibabashow⁠

    𝗙𝗮𝗰𝗲𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗣𝗮𝗴𝗲

    ⁠⁠https://facebook.com/gayalibabashow⁠

    𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺𝗲𝗿: 𝗪𝗲 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗮 𝘀𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗿𝗲/𝗰𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗲 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘄 (𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗦𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗸 𝘁𝘃 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗲𝘅𝗮𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲) 𝘄𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗳𝘂𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘆 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗲𝘅𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲’𝘀 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗮𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗰𝘁, 𝗿𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗶𝗼𝗻, 𝗽𝗼𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗰𝘀, 𝘀𝗼𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗶𝘀𝘀𝘂𝗲𝘀, 𝗰𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗯𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘀 𝗲𝘁𝗰.

    𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗺𝗲𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗻𝗱/𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝘁𝗲, 𝗶𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗺𝗲𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗺𝗶𝗿𝗿𝗼𝗿 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲.

    1 min
  • 😲 Why We Must Fear Islam and Muslims 😲

    Satire video tackling the reality that we should fear Islam and all Muslims, no exceptions, with a savage, unapologetic facts and statistics that dares you to face the fear head-on because they are as deadly as a silent fart

    ❤️🙏 𝗧𝗼 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽 𝘂𝘀 𝗸𝗲𝗲𝗽 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘄, 𝘄𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱, 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗲𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗱𝗹𝘆, 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝘂𝗽𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁/𝗱𝗼𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀  ⁠
    https://www.gofundme.com/f/gayalibabashow   
    📨 𝗝𝗼𝗶𝗻 𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝗲-𝗺𝗮𝗶𝗹 𝗹𝗶𝘀𝘁 ⁠⁠⁠
    https://gayalibaba.com⁠/join⁠

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    𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗪𝗲𝗯𝘀𝗶𝘁𝗲
    gayalibaba.com

    𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗧𝘂𝗯𝗲 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗹

    youtube.com/@GayAliBabaShow

    𝗫/𝗧𝘄𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿

    ⁠https://x.com/xgayalibabashow⁠

    𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗼𝗻

    patreon.com/c/gayalibabashow

    𝗧𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗹

    t.me/gayalibabashow

    𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁𝘀𝗮𝗽𝗽 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗹

    whatsapp.com/channel/0029VayObW73AzNLIoLisE2Z

    𝗧𝗶𝗸𝗧𝗼𝗸

    tiktok.com/@gayalibabashow

    𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺

    instagram.com/gayalibabashow

    𝗙𝗮𝗰𝗲𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗣𝗮𝗴𝗲

    facebook.com/gayalibabashow

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    Sources: * the statistics of radical Muslims making up to 25% of the Muslim population in the world comes from the combined intelligence services of the Jordan, Australia, Canada, Israel, USA, UK, Germany and France, according to Brigitte Gabrielle, terrorism and national security expert and the founder of ACT for America. * 1 in 5 Brit’s muslims statistics is done by the sun newspaper in 2015. • Fondapol: “Islamist Terrorist Attacks in the World 1979–2021” • Global Terrorism Database • Global Terrorism Index 2022–2023 • National Consortium for the Study of Terrorism and Responses to Terrorism (START) Reports  𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺𝗲𝗿: 𝗪𝗲 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗮 𝘀𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗿𝗲/𝗰𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗲 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘄 (𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗦𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗸 𝘁𝘃 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗲𝘅𝗮𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲) 𝘄𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗳𝘂𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘆 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗲𝘅𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲’𝘀 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗮𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗰𝘁, 𝗿𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗶𝗼𝗻, 𝗽𝗼𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗰𝘀, 𝘀𝗼𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗶𝘀𝘀𝘂𝗲𝘀, 𝗰𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗯𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘀 𝗲𝘁𝗰. 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗺𝗲𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗻𝗱/𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝘁𝗲, 𝗶𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗺𝗲𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗺𝗶𝗿𝗿𝗼𝗿 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲.

    13 min

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welcome to your favourite criminal daddy.
An onanistic satyromaniac convicted criminal who is starting life all over again with nothing but a big fat cock and a dream !
no lube, no…