Dash cam video shows a police officer using his cruiser to wrangle a runaway cow. Al and Tracy watch the video of a cow chasing after the cop. As the officer closed the gate, the cow suddenly charged him. No one was hurt, but police say the bovine remains on the run. Police determined the cow escaped from a veterinary clinic about 2 miles from the park. (The cop will never look at a cow the same way again)
Tracy and Al open the show talking about why Mike could not join them. This ventures them into a conversation about diarrhea and its hassles. An Oregan Senator made a joke which the guys took as a joke, but they media didn't. The boys check in with Blue Lives Matter and talk about a guy whose pants got stuck in the fence, causing him to hang upside down. Al and Tracy then read a sad story about an officer who took his own life while on patrol.
A stepfather used his jedi skills to combat a sith stepdaughter. The guys remember their sweetheart, Shiloh, from the previous episodes, as she decides that being jailed with women is torture. Another video of a dumb robber who manages to shoot himself in the head while airborn, from getting hit by a car. Madison Dickson'd rampage finally comes to an end and her final chapter ends with her dying underneath a cruiser. Finally, Tracy and Al wrap up the show with some good old, well updated and new, stats from Chicago.