Crispy Coated Robots

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This episode comes to you in glorious, high-fidelity mono.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph cover the best of Jackson songs that are not from the King of Pop.

The eldest Jackson child finally answered the question to which video game Michael Jackson was singing about in Beat It.
Joseph laments how his currency in weight has doubled like that of a famous rapper.
Jason gives automotive advice of which brand to avoid regardless of its reputation in county songs.
Jim wants everyone to remember Jermaine was the big thing before his younger brother Michael.
Knock, Knock. Guess Who?  The Broom Brothers...

Which song makes a classic teenage comedy sex scene seem okay?
What have you done for me lately, Willis?

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This episode should be sponsored by Wahlburgers.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph dive into a deep discussion about the best psychiatrists in movies and television.  

Jason performs the best public service announcement for generator care.
You're good enough and people like you.
The only Analrapist makes it on the list.
Joseph likes his psychiatrist to have a refine palate.
Jim demonstrates can't help himself with the Dr. Zachary Smith impressions.

What is going on with Bill Dailey's hands? 
What movie does Jason mention that is hated by Joseph's wife.

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This episode has no empty calories.

Jim, Jason, and Joseph gush over the best TV series in 2024.

Damn you Apple for not allowing me to binge.
Jason connects with his son's high school experience through the power of a sitcom.
This F#k'in guy!
It's a fun Walking Dead.
Jim heralds the best un-PC show in a long time.
Baby Reindeer: the most disturbing thing that you can't look away from.
Sally Struthers!!
Jim is upset that his video sports character's skill level is only 47.
Show killer, Ted McGinley finally gets his due.

Hey, hey why are the Monkeys left out of the Rocknroll Hall of Fame?
Which actor is charming on the show, but a jerk in real life?

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Jason has listened to most of this episode (but hasn't finished it).

Jason, Jim, and Joseph review the best movies of 2024.

What do you mean, "You People!” 
Joseph admits to being a sucker for a good road-trip flick. 
Jason's documentary entry is nothing more than a Dunkin Donuts commercial. 
Wicked 2: Electric Boogaloo 
Jim has decided to take the same amount of time to critique Boyhood as it took to make it. 
Chalamet over Hubert? 
Joker 2: fans 1 (Spoiler - it's Jason) 
Jim and Jason are impressed with the return of Chet from Weird Science.

Who voted for Ron Swanson? 
Is Joseph a true F1 Racing fan?

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This episode has warm nuts.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph foretell the things they are looking forward to in 2025.

Jim explains the risky behavior of dancing on a very slick floor.
Joseph craps on 2025 in general and is looking forward to 2026.
Jason is looking forward to bird flu...really?
Jason and Joseph geek out on the tech and science to come in the new year.
Throwback to 2000s, when music started to really suck.

Which car maker in joining F1 in the new year?
Is the world ready for a naked gun?

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This episode includes the reappearance of Sausage Cheeseballs!!!!

Jason's dog, Dash saves himself using his "5th leg".
Joseph explains the proper way to drink Cherry Bounce.  
According to Jason, the Pennsylvania Dutch company makes better eggnog than pretzels.
Jason's Christmas traditions involve cheaters and clog toilets (and we wonder why he doesn't like the holidays).
The Talking Christmas Tree, an alternative to visiting Santa for the poor kids.
Joseph laments on the great Christmas pretzel tragedy of 2024.
Coffee, Donuts, and Christmas lights.   
That's not 40%.  That's 13%.  People rely on tips.
Ace is the place where you can find The Surrealtors perform a charity concert each Christmas.

Did Jim's mom make up a fake holiday involving the book of Lifesavers as a gift for her impatient children?
According to Jim, how many ingredients are there in a proper cheeseball?

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This episode doesn't require subtitles.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph gush on their favorite tv binges for the holidays.

• Jason finds his favorite kind of entertainment happens in a parking lot.
• Jim admits to loving some Kenny G.
• The show gets derailed by Michael McDonald impressions.
• Energy Vampire.
• Jason wants to hold out for the HD version of CHiPs before starting his binge.
• The girl or the dog?  What is the real reason Jason is interested in this internet series?
• Who is so bad in a series that Joseph refuses to say the actor's name?

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This extra-size episode is like salmon swimming upstream.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph geek out on their favorite movie documentaries.

Roger Moore takes on GM to save his beloved hometown, From Flint with Love. 
It's Convene!
A real man climbs a mountain like James T. Kirk.
There are three sides to every story: your side, my side, and several impressions.
Jason opens up about addiction to McDonald fries.
Jim stumps the others with his favorite documentary about a diabetic musician.
Joseph's favorite documentary happens share the name as Jason's brother.

Which county icon was mistakenly introduced as Woody? 
What narrator makes any documentary great?

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This episode serves as a warning against marble flooring. 

Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the funniest death scenes in movies. 

Joseph suffers through pain and mockery in this episode. 

A bad case of the flu makes for an impromptu killing that is hilarious. 
Boobs, blades, and a pretzel. 
Joseph reminisces about the scene that made him laugh and his date cry. 
Just ring the bell, you p#*sy. 
Our house is a very, very Monty Python house. 
Jason warns Graham Nash to stay away from marble flooring. 
Garbage Day! 
Is that how you say hello from where you are from? 
Why is Peter Wisdom the only one worth saving? 

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This episode explains the difference between Sh..t and Shinala.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph give thanks for the movies that have a special meaning to them.

Joseph and Jason lament about their phobia of getting new phones.

Jason is thankful for the financial advice from Navin R. Johnson.

Love Brokers!!!!

Joseph gives an early Mother's Day thanks for being scarred as a child from watching Jaws way too young.

Jim doesn't want to let go of his memory of watching Frozen with his daughter.

I can't take naps.

Jason explains his father's complex emotional range of anger and rage.

It only makes sense to be thankful for movies that made your dad laugh.

Which movie prevented Jim and Joseph from learning math in middle school?

Who was bigger the Rod Stewart?