Crispy Coated Robots

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This episode no longer has safety inspections.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph explore some of the most controversial characters and movement in television and Movies.

An equal opportunity to offend.

A well-lit scene that had Newman sweating.

Are we going to Cahulawassee River Mr. Luthor?

Jim has a first on the show with a nomination of a movie has not seen.

Jason questions the BBC's sensibilities of make Hitler funny.

Did you TiVo Nipple Gate?

What do you mean, "you people"? 

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This episode has night mowing.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the best parents on the silver screen.

Jason calls "FOUL" on single parenting.

Jim destroys a hotel room with his impression of JoBeth Williams.

This house is clean.

The latest mashup of Dustin Hoffman films: RainDaddy

It even has a time code on it.  And those are difficult to fake.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

You would think that having a certain set of skills would include warning your child about the dangers of travelling.

Amadeus was a great composer, but a terrible father.

Still Magnolia, still dying.

Jason Meeker: Genius or neighborhood nuisance?

 Do you like fried chicken?

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This episode includes "Cousin Oliver,” so it may be the beginning of the end for CCR.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph create a list of the best TV Child Actors.

Pat Johnson's squirrel graveyard.

The question that triggers Joseph the most is, "Did I do that?”

Jim serenades everyone with the theme song to "Eight is Enough.”

Big toilet and little toilet.

Franklin Delano Bluth

Little Opie Cunningham.

Joseph talks about a couple of Eddie Haskell's his daughter dated.

Jason rejects Jim and Joseph's half-hearted apology for last week's episode.

Which child actor stole the show from J.J.?

Was there child abuse in the Cleaver's household?

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This episode has nothing to do with boot camps or police academies.

Jason, Jim and Joseph list their favorite post graduation movies.

OK. Show of hands.  Who has masturbated today?

Jason desperately tries to deny any Star Trek crushes.

The best form of any revenge must involve hundreds of boxes of popcorn.

One word, plastics.

Which movie was a precursor for the iconic CHiPs disco skating episode?

What major is Jason's son going to college for?

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Jason, Jim, and Joseph confess about their favorite movies with religious themes.

This podcast episode has been rated "O" for being morally offensive by the Catholic Diocese.

• Old men complaining about lawns.
• Jason does a VERY disturbing impression of Sylvester Stallone as Axel Foley.
• Joseph admits to seeing every movie banned by the Catholic church.
• The miracle of the parting of seas was outdone by the spectacle of Jaws.
• Coach Martin couldn't cover up the boobs in English class. 
• More James Mason impressions, please.
• Pope Voldemort I?
• "Hey Jesus. Who loves you, baby?"
• Why has the world not heard Bruce Springsteen's amazing version of Raspberry Beret?
• Why do bad remakes involve the star playing dual roles?

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This episode does not recognize Mother's Day for women who are not their mother.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph share stories of their best concert experiences.

Cecile Kovacik, Jim's mom, is one of the best people to go to a concert with.

Chicago was the first band to start fat-shaming its members.

Texas Jamm!!!! Need we say more?

You know you're getting old when you spot walking canes at the concert.

Joseph is a true fan of lesbian rock.

Nothing like 50-Somethings rock out like it's 1985 again.

Jim writes a "Dear Penthouse" letter about his first Billy Joel concert.

What concert did Jim see that made David Bowie blue?

Who in the hell is the "Kiss Guy"?
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This episode is running hands free.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph recall their favorite TV series to revisit.

Murky flush.

"Old Man" Joseph is complaining (about everything) again.

Jason is unrestrained with the puns.

I am a white man with hair in America.  I can do anything.

Jim may have a case of "wired connectivity".

Jason admits to being a real life "Hop On" the Bluth's stair car.

One name... Gilligan.  Need Jim say anymore?

Lovey Howell, the sexiest Honeybee.

How long does it take Joseph to binge a seven-season series?  Hint: It is a ridiculously short amount of time.

Which one of Jim's favorite shows is frequently played in the background during the recording of CCR shows.

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This episode is unofficially sponsored by Uncle Ed's Crawfish Boil.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph try to figure out the best Disney animated movies that are not based on a book (or done by Pixar).

We don't need that “hack” Steve Jobs!

Forget the child pornography controversy, the ride just sucked. 

Joseph gives some of the best parenting and uncle advice.

I don't think Disney understands the term "live action.”

Jason gets confused and nearly tells the filthiest joke ever made.

You're messing with my dog hair!

Jim coins a new term for grandchildren:  Second Generation (because he is too young to be a grandpa).

What terrible movie did Jason end up buying for 60 bucks because he lost the DVD from Blockbusters?

Who can forget Kimbra the White Lion?

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This episode is best listened to with a tuna fish salad on white bread and mayonnaise, a tab, and a couple of Twinkies.

The guys celebrate Jason's birthday with lists of their favorite birthdays in movies.

Joseph selects two films with identical premises that go in two very different directions.

The guys lament on how they used to think 44 was really old.

The Donger need food... and other offensive references makes it in the list.

Nothing like celebrating Jesus' birthday with a "magic show" at zero nine-thirty.

You're CRAAAAZZZZZY MAAAAAN!  

Andy is freakin' 36 years old.  Let that sink in for a bit.

Which actor is disliked by PETA for picking on little ponies?

Did everyone get to see the cake, before we divide of this island country?

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This episode has chicks carrying swords and sticks.

• Jason, Jim, and Joseph cover some of the best female movie character who kick butt.
• Bad AI! Bad AI!
• Everybody wants the new Jason transitioning action figure.
• Jim gets in trouble with wives using AI for a poorly executed joke.
• Jason is all for female empowerment (as long as they're hot).
• She can take a punch.  She just can't take a stool.
• She's so tough she can beat you with one hand.  Mostly because she only has one hand.
• Mr. F!!!
• Rogue One: you can't remember anything about it, but it was great.
• Apologies to Milla Javovich or however you say her name.
• Kill Bill really missed a great opportunity of not including Raymond Burr. 
• Jim dumps on San Antonio.
• Which is the worst episode of The Office according to Jim?
• How did Alien 3 ruin Aliens in just the opening scene?