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Crispy Coated Robots

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  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #76 - Biggest Movie Jerks and Best Songs About Cities

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    Episode 76: “Smarter, but wrong...” 

    Jim and George share their top 5 pics for the biggest jerks in film and the greatest songs about cities; but the real debate comes in as the two disagree about whether big brother Chet is a talking mutant blob or a pile of manure. 

    Who or what is killing the seagulls in Baltimore?

    Which top jerk actor appears in the Alien, Terminator, and Predator  franchises?

    Bonus: Post intermission game in which Jim attempts to guess how many songs have been penned about some of the world’s most famous cities.

    Enhancements: City Songs

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TvDge63Iy8

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1G4v-q8Lq4

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MO1KyNUOIs

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yA7iGxV6rt4

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dd9nMrvBbmA

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKdHy18rZcI

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le1QF3uoQNg

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-pyc_z7WbY

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evtmVZFeooA

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rHRd6Cl-tQ

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5H1nEP2wXA

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol0dPJdzm1M

     

    1 hr 20 min
  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #75 - Best Secondary Sitcom Characters + Best Neil Diamond Songs

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    Episode 75: The Diamond Episode - ‘They buried her with a carton of Marlboro Reds.’

    Jim and George share their top 5 favorite Neil Diamond songs and discuss the best secondary characters appearing in sitcoms.

    Where does one go to find a punk version of one of Neil Diamond’s most popular tunes? Is the janitor real, a figment of the imagination, or even a ghost?

    Jim convinces George that he’s not a secondary character.

    Finally, which is not considered a good song for furniture?

    ENHANCEMENTS: Neil Diamond Songs

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AsXK2z1un4

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXrcuv3G_7A

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ePXck9H1pI

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsbX1PZq5TA

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmK5_lnQUbE

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvseQ90FMHk

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pb7sh-GuHE

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK5N6iPLrEs 

    1 hr 15 min
  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #74 - Top Live TV Moments & The Best Corporate Mascots

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    Episode 74: ‘Keep talking Jimbo, and you'll be as dead as that crabmeat.’

    Jim and George consider the top live television broadcast moments along with the best corporate mascots.

    Was the moon landing faked, but more importantly: do you want Tony the Tiger on your box of Pop Tarts? 

    What are the key differences between Jim’s impersonations of James Mason and John Houseman?

    George gets biblical about billionaires in spaceflight. What are Mr. Clean’s and Mr. Peanut’s actual names?

    What controversial live television incident led to the creation of the video sharing and social media platform outlet YouTube?

    Why does the character Mayor McCheese make George uneasy and suspicious of his true motives?

    1 hr 23 min
  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #73 - Best Robert Altman Films & Top 5 Songs About Rain

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    Episode 73: ‘When was the last time that you yelled at a girl to put her pants on?’

    Jim and George pay tribute to acclaimed director Robert Altman by offering their Top 5 selections of his films. And during the ‘Best Rain Songs’ topic it’s finally learned if George is/is not a fan of Prince’s mega-hit Purple Rain.

    Also, which one of George’s selections of an Altman film does Jim despise so much that he would rather bathe shelter dogs for four hours? 

    George tries his hand at various impersonations, but everyone sounds like a shy Marc Bolan who’s just awoken from a mid-day nap. To show him how it’s done,  Jim channels the spirit of Randy Newman for one of his ‘Rain songs.’

    “What a career that cat (Morris) had!” 

    And learn what to avoid to keep sweet Emily from dying.

    ENHANCEMENTS: Rain Songs

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6Y1gohk5-A

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDRbF80NKDU

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sySlY1XKlhM

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7G2-FPlvY58

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t08RN2yPJik

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGs2iLoDUYE

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiL_MGpZkvk

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83o1eAS7eiY

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDbAtWpoA6k

    Picture of the mobile recording unit:
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    Julianne Moore & Matthew Modine in SHORT CUTS (Parental Warning) 

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZIkYEclrLM

     

    1 hr 7 min
  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #72 - Top Scarlett Johansson Films and Best Discoverers/Explorers

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    Episode 72: ‘And curse Sir Walter Raleigh, he was such a stupid get!’

    Jim and George discuss their favorite Scarlett Johansson movies and reflect upon the exploits of various discoverers/explorers.

    Which podcast host has the highest IQ?

    Also discussed is the lesser known voyage  made by Vasco da Gama to Cape Cod, Massachusetts for some sport fishing.

    Episode Confessional:  George is forced to admit that he either has never listened to Neil Young’s "CORTEZ THE KILLER" (about Hernán Cortés) or didn’t understand the lyrics meaning. Jim gleefully offers ad nauseam impersonations of Neil Young singing the tune.

    If that wasn’t enough of an episode, Jim also relays the various injuries of famous explorers and conquistadors .

    ENHANCEMENT:  “Cortez the Killer” by Neil Young

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uX9k9aoX6gk

    58 min
  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #71 - Best Novelty Song + Worst Sitcom of the 70's

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    JULY 06, 2021

    Episode 71: ‘The power of Supertrain!’

    Jim and George match tune-for-tune in discussing the Top 5 Novelty Songs. To Jim’s delight, George  totally fumbles on the main topic, misunderstanding the criteria from the home office in the future is Top 5 WORST 70s Sitcoms not just 70s shows.

    George reminisces about odd and even gas days and the Gerald Ford administration, and educates Jim on the most famous scream in cinema.

    The episode concludes with a poorly executed Dickie Goodman Tribute ala Mr. Jaws.

    The Wilhelm Scream Compilation:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvmgHyPeAXI

     

    ENHANCEMENTS: Novelty Songs

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYbavuReVF4

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcJjMnHoIBI

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcJjMnHoIBI

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cn73Wtem0No

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeYCOFblZRg

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87r0CPQbFds

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx47qrH1GRs

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLGxWPtgodo

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxUfg3uCBbg

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Jm4LoOaAWI

    1 hr 17 min
  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS LISTEN TO... George Michael's "FAITH"

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    CRISPY COATED ROBOTS LISTEN TO...

    Jim & George listen to George Michael's  smash1987 solo debut album FAITH.
    [Original Air Date: 07/04/21 on Houston Radio Platinum]

    Don't have the recording?

    Listen to it on YouTube for free here:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7ZraKqZTt0&list=PLrpyDacBCh7AD6XlVeiJd94LUiCqqWMzq



    25 min
  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #70 - Top 5 Sports Movies and Best Saxophone in Rock/Pop Music

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    Episode 70: ‘…and what are the odds that he’d contract Lou Gehrig’s disease?’

    Jim and George discuss the greatest sports movies of all time, plus the best saxophone bits in rock/pop music.

    Highlights:

    ·        Take the ‘CARELESS WHISPER Breathing Challenge’

    ·        Also explored is the football-Sling Blade reunion

    ·        And which established rock star had dreams of playing saxophone in Little Richard’s band when he was nine-years old?

    ·        Why aren’t there any sports movies about curling?

    ·         Brace yourself for the controversy that  arises out of BAD TO THE BONE. 

    ·        Finally, which 70s pop song increased saxophone sales in the US when it came out?

    ENHANCEMENTS: Saxophone

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSHY1_ux8rs

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_KXAiCUrA0

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqZc7ZQURMs

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxuThNgl3YA

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoEPrbdfmT4

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyhJ69mD7xI

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpbbuaIA3Ds

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgAmno8icDM

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAMvTW3P3fM

     **This episode is dedicated to amazing saxman Corey Delagraentiss**

    1 hr 7 min
  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #69 - Best Film Credits Scene and Best Seats

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    Episode 69: ‘It’s a chair, it’s a bed!’

    Jim and George present the best chair/seat for sitting;  also up for debate is the very best pre & post credits scenes for film.

    What is the first movie with a post credits scene?  Learn the origin of the Pink Panther cartoon.

    Which podcast host has a serious case of ‘chair envy’? And why won’t Jim say “Sofa King”

    Bonus: For the first time in CCR podcast history, Jim becomes impersonation-shy!

    ENHANCEMENTS:  Credit Sequences

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDrCCef6n-U

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hscu7cc1_2Y

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7XV_7O9qh4

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_wrUmygRDA

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd11cRuljMk

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcZqrEbDR8k

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMjKaqk_3EI

     

    54 min
  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #68 - Best Horror Movie Character and Best Spices

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    Episode 68: “I will admit that there are no strippers named ‘Salt’.”

    Jim and George debate the best characters to appear in horror flicks (monster and/or non-monsters). And the spice must flow as they discuss the best spices used in food preparation.

    Also explored is what Jim did to irritate director Rob Zombie. What is the Poltergeist and Skittles candy connection? Is there a top-secret Ginger Society? Which spice may or may not have helped the allies win World War ll?

    With Cayenne pepper you’ll be king of the wind demons.

    A special (failed) intermission segment: “Let’s get Jiggy(saw) with it!”

    1 hr 2 min

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