Crispy Coated Robots

Crispy Coated Robots

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  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS LISTEN TO... The Eagles' "HOTEL CALIFORNIA"

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    CRISPY COATED ROBOTS LISTEN TO...

    Jim & George listen to The Eagles'  smash1976 album HOTEL CALIFORNIA.
    [Original Air Date: 06/13/21 on Houston Radio Platinum]

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    Listen to it on YouTube for free here:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BciS5krYL80&list=PLBoIBJQNyrwvnmJoeYH0jBt14IWaQs6sp&index=1

    30 min
  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #67 - Best Sitcom Episode and Top 5 Gum

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    Episode 67: ‘Want a gum tape measure? Well, here’s a licorice hammer!’

    Jim and George explore what are the very best sitcom episodes of all time, and best gum. This episode features the shortest intermission the guys have ever done so that they can devote time to speaking of the heresy  chocolate gum, the Ralph Kramden and Fred Flintstone connection, and debate the various fruit flavors in Juicy Fruit gum.

    And what is the connect Portland Mavericks baseball team’s surprising connection to bubble gum. 

    Finally, how did the kid in those Bazooka Joe comics lose an eye?

    52 min
  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #66 - Best Films Directed by Female Directors and Best Facial Hair in Movies

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    Episode 66: ‘This is nothing short of a facial hair odyssey.’

    Featuring Ladies:

    What are the best films directed by female directors?

    Featuring Men:

    What is the best facial hair used to enhance a character’s personality on film?

    And which podcast host suffers from narcolepsy anytime a fantasy film like Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, or Avatar is played in a movie theater? 

    1 hr 7 min
  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #65 - Best 'Post-Beatles' Song & Top Heist Movies

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    Episode 65: ‘I’m afraid of Robert Shaw in everything he’s in.’

    In an episode longer in duration than Bill Murray’s movie Quick Change, Jim and George compare the music from the members of the Fab Four after The Beatles break up in 1970.

    As they discuss the best heist movies on film, Jim puts on his screenwriter’s hat to explain Snyder’s ‘Save the Cat’ method of identifying ‘the good guy’ protagonist in a film. 

    What’s the connection between Stephen King and a John Lennon hit song, and what does it mean that Yoko is credited with wind? 

    Will either Jim or George go to see Denzel Washington (the go-to-guy for remakes) in the inevitable Dog Day Afternoon reboot?

    And which podcast host may be a double agent? 

    1 hr 24 min
  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #64 - Best Time-Travel Movies and Top 5 Ice Cream Flavors

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    Episode 64: ‘It’s about time.’

    Jim and George discuss their favorite movies that involve time-travel, and the Top 5 Ice Cream flavors.

    What event took place at Mrs. King’s house on January that shaped Jim’s world outlook from a young age?

    George shares his New Year’s pineapple champagne punch recipe. How do you get a refrigerator to go 88 MPH? 

    And finally, what’s up with the soft serve ice cream machine at McDonald’s always being out of order so frequently that an app had to be created for it?

    1 hr 8 min
  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #63 - Best Character Voiceovers & Aerosol Spray Cans

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    Episode 63: ‘Why is Batman vomiting into my bath water?’

    What are the best voiceover performances in film and Top 5 aerosol can products? Hear Jim’s tragic tale of how his father’s contraband WD-40 actually slowed down his Pinewood Derby racing car entry as a young Cub Scout.

    ·        What did Lunar Larry change his name to in the mid-90s?

    ·        What is the difference between deodorant and air-freshener?

    ·        How can Silly String save lives?

    ·        Listen to George’s impression of an annoying donkey.

    ·        Which podcast host is Woody and who is Buzz Lightyear?

    1 hr
  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS LISTEN TO... Paul McCartney & Wings "BAND ON THE RUN"

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    Jim & George listen and discuss Paul McCartney & Wings'  1973 smash hit recording Band on the Run.
    [Original Air Date: 05/09/21 on Houston Radio Platinum]

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    Listen to it on YouTube for free here:
     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjlvdcBAKdg&list=PLhh2Mh7vZHr1xkgj9ckchW2ypIuu0zA4J

    30 min
  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #62 - Best Album Closers and Top 5 Fruit

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    Episode 62: ‘All poodles are dogs, but not all dogs are poodles, and therefore all tangerines ARE oranges!’

    The guys discuss the very best final songs on albums, along with their favorite fruits. Artificial flavoring for grapes? Just because you can do a thing doesn’t mean should do a thing!

    Learn which podcast host shares his birthday with Elvis Presley & David Bowie, and how did apples get such a good publicist?

    What makes Jim blush about the ‘birth’ of a strawberry?

    Other probing questions such as which grape (red or white) does a raisin come from? Which song closes out both a popular Phil Collins album from the 80s and a landmark Beatles’ record? What is up with Poland and apples? 

    Most importantly, which host bears the title Crispy Coated Resident Botanist?

     ENHANCEMENTS: Album Closers

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj8rzXBVmBY

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kGxrZ8Gq5o

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6Y1gohk5-A&list=RDS6Y1gohk5-A&start_radio=1

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wjZrswriz0

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSGHER4BWME

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDilu87kQCk

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_PxgSQ9Vf4

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxzQChNxQQ8

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE1Zcngd3VA

    1 hr 9 min
  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #61 - Best Disaster Flick & Bread

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    Episode 61: “This episode is a disaster!” AKA “It’s where bananas go to die.”

    Jim and George discuss the most impactful (maybe Deep Impact-ful) disaster movies to ever hit the screen, and best bread.

    The two explore why Texas seems to be the only region thus far appoint a state toast.

    They also contemplate the age-old question of which is more dangerous a guy with a bomb on a plane, or the fact that Dean Martin is the pilot?

    In a not so touching moment, George offers Jim permission to eat the dead flesh from his body should the they ever become trapped in the CCR studio for an extended period and face starvation.

    And what’s with George attempting to rewrite history by inserting Milton Berle into disaster flicks of the 70s?

    1 hr 10 min
  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #60 - Most Reliable Supporting Actor and Top Hair Product

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    Episode 60: “When is a hair product NOT a hair product?”

    The boys discuss who are the greatest secondary character actors in Hollywood, as they debate which of the two of them is the supporting actor of the CCR podcast.

    Surprisingly, the more controversial topic develops around what is/is not a hair product. 

    Jim: “Where would we be without the hairdryer?”
    George: “Well, our hair would be wet.”

    Jim: “Who doesn’t use a hairdryer or a brush?”
     George: “Bald guys.”
     Jim: “Okay.”

    Learn which product turned Jim’s hair red once.
    And the guys stumble upon an online community devoted to the use of Pomade: 

    www.the-pomp-official.com

     It’s an unprecedented episode in which there are no overlapping entries in either category.

    52 min

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