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Crispy Coated Robots

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  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #52 - Best Denzel Washington Roles + Playground (Vintage) Equipment

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    Episode 52: “King Kong ain’t got s--t on this episode!”

    The boys debate the Top 5 roles performed by Denzel Washington and explore the possibility of AMERICAN GANGSTER being the spiritual sequel to 1995’s VIRTUOSITY.

    George reveals why he always plays the villain on the podcast while lambasting Jim for not viewing every moment of film/video committed to capturing ‘The Denz’.  

    The second topic explores the treacherous playground equipment of Jim & George’s past, and why that tall metal slide often reeked of boiled urine from a toddler.

    BONUS: One of the hosts comes clean on their private teeter-totter ptsd guilt that stems from a failed mechanical engineering project in the Dominican Republic (class action lawsuit pending).

    Check out Denzel’s King Kong PG13 Rated clip here:
     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SK6gbhuEXQ

    55 min
  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #51 - Top 5 TV Commercials 2000 -2009 + Best Construction Equipment

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    Episode 51: “It’s like the Eeyore of construction equipment.”

    In this enhanced episode, our two heroes, Jim and George present the best commercials of the 2000s (the “Naughty  Noughties") making it clear that Jim can’t read a calendar when he asks ‘Wazzup?’

    The two delve into the second topic only to reveal that a fascination with the classic claw prize game seems to influence one of the host’s entries in what is the best construction equipment of all time.

    ENHANCED LINKS Best TV Commercials 2000 - 2009:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F3qzfTCDG4
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KA_nbiNkH7o
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfv6Ah_MVJU
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJmqCKtJnxM
    and
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PQogX88yjg
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3lrhPeK6gU
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guMrgRKKENI
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch8jfsicxVM
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVS1UfCfxlU
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tloVHJtrJ_k

    45 min
  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS LISTEN TO... Rush "MOVING PICTURES"

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    CRISPY COATED ROBOTS LISTEN TO...

    Jim & George discuss Rush's 1981  landmark album Moving Pictures.
    [Original Air Date: 02/14/21 on Houston Radio Platinum]

    Released February 12, 1981, The Bots celebrate the 40th anniversary of this landmark album! "Tom Sawyer," "Limelight," "YYZ," "Red Barchetta" are all featured on this LP.  If you are a youngster reading this - these are the Rush songs featured in the comedy classic "I Love You, Man."  So, "Put aside the alienation, Get on with the fascination" and listen to the show!

    Don't have the recording?

    Listen to it on YouTube for free here:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1uA4O6g1G4

    Link to Alex Lifeson's Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Acceptance Speech:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKuO1FpCWRI

    29 min
  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #50 - Movies that Time Forgot!

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    Episode 50: “This one is just kind of a free-for-all.”

    An unprecedented move from the home office in the future results in the guys only submitting their lists for a single topic this week in THE MOVIES THAT TIME FORGOT.

    Jim compares/contrasts the attributes of Days of Thunder vs. Days of Heaven, while  George confesses to his brief participation  as a television rating Nielsen Family member, and the alarming late-night calls from Arbitron.

    Which host says that Cohen brothers should direct an episode of Three’s Company? Did Santa Claus work to block a 1970s Canadian film involving a cross-dressing Captain Von Trapp from the Sound of Music? And what ever became of  Bob Fosse’s murder musical? What is the best escalator death in cinematic history?

    All of these burning questions and more are served up in the landmark 50th episode!



    1 hr 1 min
  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #49 - Best Car in a Movie/Show and Top 5 TV Theme Songs

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    Episode 49: “A key point of that show was knocking over fruit stands with a car.” 

    In this episode, Jim and George discuss their favorite TV theme songs and Best cars. Prepare to be astonished as Jim attempts to name all of the Herbie  movies in sequential order, while George relays Herbie’s trippy backstory of slipping through a trans-dimensional portal arriving in our world where it replaced an identical car after it was lost for some reason.

    Both indulge in bad Sammy Davis Jr. impersonations in between reminiscing about their Hotwheels car collections as young boys.

    Finally, they contemplate why a bright red, fish-talin,’ Gran Torino with a huge white stripe isn’t the ideal vehicle for stealthy police work.

    ENHANCED LINKS TV Theme Songs: 

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-OnRQ4P0VY

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg1Cx26-928

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZzEzDkeHzI

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLisEEwYZvw

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fqXcKFg08w

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WqazleR3FE

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd6GyJoWPq8

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvBVGsd4Lzc

    1 hr 2 min
  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #48 - Worst Movie Sequels & People Named Don

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    Episode 48: “When you out-crazy Tim Burton on a movie franchise, that’s sayin’ a lot.”

    In between Jim comparing every film made in the last 75 years to Citizen Kane, the boys discuss how an awful kid’s baseball movie united the world (if even in its utter disgust); they also debate which is worse, Super III or Superman IV: Quest for Peace.

    George reveals the answer to a long-time Hollywood mystery: actor Michael Caine’s script-choosing strategy.

    As the guys contemplate the second category: People named Don, Jim shares his life-long fantasy to hear his name announced on Saturday Night Live on the air.

    In an unprecedented move, slowed down yodeling gets a double-dip.

    And which movie sequel is so bad that Rotten Tomatoes awarded it an unheard of 0% rating?

    58 min
  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS LISTEN TO... Carol King's "TAPESTRY"

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    CRISPY COATED ROBOTS LISTEN TO...

    Jim & George discuss Carole King's 1971  landmark album Tapestry.
    [Original Air Date: 01/24/21 on Houston Radio Platinum]

    Don't have the recording?

    Listen to it on YouTube for free here:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6913KnbMpHM&list=PLkLimRXN6NKyvtIxiC7Y-p1b9FcQLCwFP

    33 min
  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #47 - Best Fantasy Creatures & Best TV Comedy Skits

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     JANUARY 19, 2021

    Episode 47: “ I thought we were doing animals for the topic; are we not doing animals?”

    Jim and George share their favorite television comedy skits, and discuss the best fantasy creatures. As a bonus Jim relays his connection to Pegasus as a young boy writing The Pantagraph Newspaper in Bloomington, Illinois.

    A special nod to Tom Hu – CCR’s Production Assistant.

    ENHANCED LINKS: 

     Who’s On First?   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sShMA85pv8M&feature=emb_logo

    Centaur Job Interview – SNL    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO_gG2kDbNw

    Pantagraph Newspaper   -   https://www.pantagraph.com/ 

    Skits:

     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwFsxogUFVc 

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEghu90QJH4 

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv2VIEY9-A8 

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSTpRCscfKI 

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHjaAu1GTZU 

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd7FixvoKBw 

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IUSM4EKcRI

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZCkRDltCr4 

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pPRaD6TKLc 

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5wfPlgKFh8 

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpAvcGcEc0k 

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SdIJimk-w8

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stqG2ihMvP0 

     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwZBnUR6P-A 

    58 min

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