Critters For Dinner

Yeehaw, it’s Humpday, y’all! Patton and Jason are back at it with another side-splittin’ episode of Critters For Dinner. In Episode 70, Patton gets the ball rollin' talkin' ‘bout bratwursts for dinner, and then things take a wild turn when the two dive into a story ‘bout slippin' in dog pee while naked—yeah, you heard that right! They start wonderin’ what else would be downright awful to slip in while in the buff. Then, our dynamic duo breaks down some of them trendin’ X topics, includin’ a bit on "nutting"—don’t ask us how we got there, but here we are!

So grab a cold one, enjoy the show, and don’t forget to like, comment, and share. It’s the easiest way to help Patton and Jason take Critters For Dinner to the next level. Y’all enjoy now!

Well, howdy y'all! Patton and Jason are back at it again this fine Monday afternoon, and we’re mighty grateful to have every one of y’all tuning in to today’s show. It’s a real blessing knowing y’all are here for some good ol' laughs and a little chat about life. Sure, we’re serious about what we believe, but if you take yourself so dang serious you can’t enjoy life, well, you might be doing something wrong! We’re here to keep you laughing, smiling, and just plain enjoying the ride.

We know a bunch of folks tune in just to escape reality for a spell, and that’s exactly what we aim to do. On today’s episode of Critters For Dinner, Patton’s at it again, talking about eatin' testicles—yep, you heard that right. She’s really been on a kick lately, but hey, we still love her! Meanwhile, Jason’s got a tale about almost losing his finger and losing folks over his support for Donald Trump. But hey, that’s all cool too—if your TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome) is so strong we can’t be friends, well, so be it.

Patton also cracks open X trending, and the two of ‘em break down some recent news, including a punk rocker-slash-wrestler who kicked the bucket—though Jason ain’t got a clue who that is.

We just wanna say thank you kindly for spending your precious time with us. The love and support y’all have shown Patton and Jason has been downright heartwarming. Let’s keep those good vibes rollin’, and keep on laughing together! Y’all have a great night, and we’ll see ya Wednesday (or maybe even sooner if you catch us on X).

Thank the good Lord it's Friday! We got a whole mess of stuff goin' on today. After Patton tells us what's for dinner, her and Jason are gonna chew the fat about what's blowin' up on X. The biggest news? RFK Jr. done dropped outta the race and threw his hat in with Donald Trump. Now that's huge, y'all, like real huge. It’s lookin' like this election's 'bout to be a runaway! Who in their right mind would vote for them folks on the left? They ain't just strange—they’re extra strange, and I ain't got no better way to say it.

On a serious note, Patton and Jason wanna thank all y'all for stickin' with Critters For Dinner. We've been ridin' a big ol' wave of success these past few months, and it’s been one heck of a ride. If y'all like what you see and hear on our show, we’d sure appreciate your support. We got us a merch store where you can grab some CFD gear, and pretty soon, we’ll have other ways y'all can pitch in. We aim to keep growin' and one day be counted among the best shows out there. Heck, I reckon we're already one of the best, but not everybody knows we're around yet... y'all can help with that by sharin' the show, both in real life and all over your socials. We're hopin' to take this show full-time and bring y'all even more content and awesome interviews. With y’all’s help, we can make that happen.

Enjoy this Friday's show, and have a dang good weekend with your kin and buddies!

Hey y'all, I gotta ask somethin'... y'all believe in ghosts? Well, reckon ya might think different after catchin' this here special show with ol' Tom Carr, the Ghost Hunter. He's on X, so go on and follow him @TcarrP for all them ghostly updates. We wanna holler out a big ol' thanks to all y'all fans out there! Ain't no doubt, we got the best dang fanbase around. The Critters Crew's been doin' a bang-up job spreadin' the word 'bout the show, and we’ve been growin' real good thanks to y'all. Hope we keep seein' more good stuff comin' our way. Now, y'all enjoy this spooky show, and don't forget to holler in the comments... y'all think ghosts are real?

Howdy folks! Y'all come on down to the Critters For Dinner Comedy Extravaganza, where we got Patton and Jason cookin' up a storm! Tonight, Patton's done gone and thought about fryin' up some chicken feet and a possum casserole - now ain't that just the darndest thing? I reckon it might taste like somethin' the cat dragged in, but hey, there's probably some ol' timer out there who'd say it's a delicacy.

They ain't just talkin' 'bout food, no sir! They're gettin' all up in the latest chitter-chatter from X, yappin' 'bout yellow goo, monkey somethin' or other, and what them fancy folks at the DNC are up to.

And if that ain't enough to make ya scratch yer head, they end the show chattin' 'bout bleachin' the ol' backdoor. Lord knows why y'all keep comin' back for more, but we're as happy as a pig in mud that ya do! Don't forget to holler at yer buddies to tune in too.

We're all over the place - Spotify, Rumble, YouTube, and our home sweet home, X.com. Thanks for watchin', and don't miss our spooktacular Spooky Ghost Guest Interview this comin' Wednesday! Y'all take care now, ya hear?

Well, shoot, y'all, thank goodness it's Friday! Today, we got the one and only Tiger King himself, Joe Exotic, on the show. Joe's here to tell his wild story while Jason and Patton throw some crazy questions his way. Now, Joe’s a real character, been through a lot, and lived a life you just gotta hear about. We know ain't nobody perfect, and folks got their flaws, but we like Joe, and we reckon he got a raw deal in court with that public defender. So grab a cold one, sit back, and let’s have a good ol' time laughin' together. Enjoy the show, y'all!

We got ourselves a doozy today! Ol' Donald J. Trump is fixin’ to have a chat with Elon Musk over on that X.com thingy. Lord knows if Elon can keep it together without the whole dang internet blowin’ up!  Twitter might just go kaboom tonight, and we’re sittin’ here with our popcorn ready!

But that ain’t all—our own critters been raisin’ Cain. Murphy’s yappin’ non-stop, and Willie Nelson? Well, that ol’ rascal done took a dump right on the floor. 

I’ll tell ya what, today’s show’s kinda all over the place, but it’s a hoot and a half. So come on down and join us for some good ol’ fashioned talk about politics, tech, and our misbehavin’ mutts!

Well, shoot, it’s Friday, y’all, and that means the weekend’s finally here! Ain’t nothin’ better than wrappin’ up a long, hard week and knowin’ you got a day or two to kick back and recover from all the craziness. But before y’all start relaxin’, don’t go missin’ out—Patton and Jason just put the finishing touches on Episode 63, and it’s a real good one.

Patton starts off by showin’ what’s for supper tonight (lizard tail!), and then they jump right into talkin’ ‘bout all the hot stuff trendin’ today. The biggest fuss? Joe Rogan’s tweets ‘bout RFK Jr., which got the right all riled up. But don’t fret—Joe made sure to say he ain’t endorsin’ nobody just yet.

In this episode, Jason also shares some old-school pics from when he was a young’n, and both of ‘em are wearin’ some silly hats. Who’s lookin’ better in ‘em? Y’all tell us in the comments!

We’re mighty grateful for y’all followin’, talkin’ with us, and bein’ part of the Critters Crew. Enjoy today’s show, and we’ll see y’all later tonight on X and again on Monday for another great episode!

Happy Wednesday, y’all! It’s hump day—hope y’all get humped before the day's done. We got another fine chapter in the Critters For Dinner Podcast for ya. Patton and Jason are back at it, jabberin’ ‘bout what’s hot on X and givin’ y’all updates on what’s up with Jason. We’re tickled to have y’all as part of our Critters Crew, and we couldn’t be happier makin’ our little show better each week. If y’all wanna help us turn this little show into a big one, please like, comment, and share this video on your timeline. Thanks a bunch, have a great evenin’, and we’ll see y’all Friday for a BIG WEEKEND SHOW!

Boy howdy, it’s one of them Mondays we all gripe about. Ya know how Mondays usually suck? Well, they don’t suck as bad anymore thanks to Critters For Dinner. Tonight, Patton and Jason are jawin’ ‘bout eatin’ raccoon and chattin’ ‘bout what’s hot on X. Politics are heatin’ up, and we’re fixin’ to bring y’all some dang good content from now ‘til November. The gang also talk ‘bout bein’ poor and how a stock market crash ain’t gonna hit us hard like them folks with fancy financial portfolios. Sit back and enjoy the show, and don’t forget to like, comment, and share it with all yer kin and buddies.