Critters For Dinner

TGIF, y'all! It's FRI-DAY-NIGHT, and we're fixin' to have a good ol' time. Great news... Jason's finally moved into his new house, and all's right with the world. On this here episode of Critters For Dinner, Patton and Jason jaw 'bout Jason's new place, talk 'bout Donald Trump and Kyle Rittenhouse, and even gab 'bout aliens and UFOs. It's a hoot of a show, and we'd love for all y'all to laugh along with us, even just for a spell. Life's better when ya can laugh with friends, and that's what we're all 'bout. Yep, we're your friends, and yep, you oughta be laughin' with us. Enjoy this Friday show and get ready for a rootin'-tootin' weekend!

It's that time of the week again... it's humpday which means another episode of Critters For Dinner with your favorite duo, Patton and Jason. Tonight's episode features some interestin' dinner options, then somehow the shows turns into Patton eggin’ Jason on to see if he can finish 2 liters of Ginger Ale in like 30 seconds. Ain't sure how we got here, but here we are. Enjoy, y'all! Also, don’t forget to hit up the CFD Merch Shop at Printify and grab y'self some CFD gear. We love y'all!

Don’t y'all worry none. The whole gang's back after a week off. On today’s episode of Critters For Dinner, Patton and Jason fill y'all in on what they been up to and dive right into that Blue Balls at the Olympic Opening Ceremonies. They jaw about future guests like Tiger King and Dave Landau… both them shows gonna be wild as all get-out. I reckon one of 'em gonna be darker, but who knows which? The dark comedian or the feller sittin' in jail? Either way, it’s gonna be a hoot. Stick around and keep up with Patton and Jason for all the latest Critters Content. Watch out for a brand-new X page just for the podcast. We're just a small operation, but we aim to make the best show for y'all. We have a blast filmin' it and love interactin' with y'all wonderful folks on social media. Enjoy this show and get ready for some awesome new stuff comin’ your way. Also, don’t forget to hit up the CFD Merch Shop at Printify and grab y'self some CFD gear. We love y'all!

Howdy y'all! Today's the best day of the week—it's Friday, and you're in luck 'cause this episode of Critters For Dinner is a real humdinger. Patton kicks things off with her famous southern critter dinner, then we hop right on the Trump train before Jason goes all out with his hilarious Rex Kwon Do impersonation.

If you're a long-time fan, you're gonna love this episode. If you're new, well, this is a prime example of what we do best—touch on serious topics and then go off the rails for some good ol' fashioned fun. Critters For Dinner is available on all podcast platforms, and you can watch us on X, Rumble, YouTube, and Spotify. Subscribe to one or all of 'em and help support the show.

You can also help us out by orderin' gear from our merch shop or simply sharin' our links and engag'n with our content on X. We're mighty lucky to have such a fantastic group of fans we call the Critters Crew. Thanks a heap for all your support!

Today's shoutout goes to Giblets on X. He's a cool dude, and y'all should be followin' him. Have a great weekend, stay safe, and enjoy the show. See y'all!

Howdy, folks! Good evenin' and welcome to the latest episode of Critters For Dinner! We got a real special treat for y'all today—our guest is none other than Heidi Briones. She's got an amazin' story about switchin' from Democrat to Republican, and let me tell ya, she's one fine example of what's goin' on in America. We’re seein' folks from all walks of life shiftin' to more conservative views, and with all the ruckus from the past 4-5 years, it's plain to see why. So, kick back, relax, and enjoy this here episode. Don't forget to follow us on X and share the show with your family, friends, coworkers, and anyone else who might get a kick outta it. Enjoy, y'all!

Howdy y'all! It's Monday, and usually, we're draggin' our boots through a slow news day, but not today! We got some mighty big news from the weekend—President Trump was shot at a rally. This here has hit Patton and Jason real hard, and you'll feel the somber vibes throughout the show.

We'll also be chattin' about Trump's VP pick. Plus, today's big shoutout of the week goes to Christie... the coolest chick we know on X! And don't forget, we'll be lettin' y'all know where to find us on the internets. Hang tight, folks, and join us for this special episode. 

Well, yeehaw! Thank goodness it's Friday, folks! We're tickled pink to have all y'all joinin' us for another rib-ticklin' episode of Critters For Dinner. Patton and Jason are back with some brand spankin' new laughs that'll have y'all rollin'. We're plum thrilled to spend about 12 minutes with all you beautiful people.

Now, if ya don't mind, give this video a thumbs up and share it on your X feed. Every time ya do, it helps us grow and spread the fun even more. Critters For Dinner is growin' faster than a hog on a corn diet, and that means we get to give more shout-outs to y'all. And oh, sorry Mike, but Big Mike just had to sneak into the conversation somehow.

So, sit back, enjoy the show, and don't forget to mosey on over to the merch shop and snag yourself some mighty fine gear. Enjoy, y'all!

Yeehaw! It's humpday, y'all, and that means a brand spankin' new episode of Critters For Dinner! This one’s a real hoot. Kick back and enjoy watchin' or listenin' to the best dang show on the X platform. We're mighty proud of it! This episode's a wild ride, coverin' all sorts of topics and servin' up a heap of laughs. Y'all enjoy now, ya hear?

Well, y’all, it's Monday, and you know what that means! A brand-new episode of Critters For Dinner with Patton and Jason. Tonight, we’re cookin’ up some Turtle Soup and chewin’ the fat 'bout politics and what’s hot on that X app. We’ll be talkin’ 'bout the infamous Moose Knuckle and if Chris Christie’s the poster boy for it. Big thanks to all y’all for buyin’ stuff from our merch shop. Keep on buyin’, ‘cause every time y’all do, it makes the show better! Enjoy this here episode of Critters For Dinner!

Howdy y'all! We got a real treat fer ya today on Critters For Dinner. On this here episode, we got a special guest, Keith Malinak. He's a hoot an' a half with a right funny bone, so we done did a double episode with him. First off, Patton and Jason hopped on Keith's At The Mic Show, then we wrangled Keith fer a quickie on CFD. We appreciate y'all fer tunin' in every time, and we sure hope y'all enjoy this extra special content from yer favorite internet show!