Critters For Dinner

Ready to bust a gut? This one's for you! On this here episode of Critters For Dinner, we dive into what in tarnation porkupine meatballs are, then we go right into some trending X topics like Twisted Tea, them spikey sticker plants, Russell Brand, Avian Bird Flu, Pink Eye (or as we call it, poop eye), cats bringin' dead critters to their folks, and we wrap it up talkin' 'bout Merkins. Y'all have a dang good time watchin' or listenin' to our show. We are truly blessed to have so many folks tune in and be a part of this here hootenanny. All y'all are awesome, and we're mighty thankful y'all took time outta yer busy day to hang out with us for a spell.

TGIF, y'all! It's Friday, and that means it's time for another rip-roarin' episode of Critters For Dinner with Patton and Jason. Tonight, the tandem dive into the wild idea of havin' calamari for dinner and then take a gander at the trending topics on X.

We wanna give a big ol' thank you to every single one of y'all for spendin' your precious free time with us. There's a heap of funny content out there, and we feel downright blessed that y'all picked CFD tonight. Don't forget to smash those like buttons and share the show with all your friends.

Critters For Dinner is just a few weeks old, but it's already makin' waves and gainin' steam every single day. Y'all are the heart and soul behind this show's success, helpin' us get it off the ground and into the wild world of the internet for everyone to enjoy. 

And hang tight, 'cause we're about to launch a merch shop with some amazin' #CrittersCrew gear that you won't wanna miss.

Thank y'all from the bottom of our hearts, enjoy the show, and have yourselves a fantastic weekend. God bless!

Y'all are in for a real hoot on this here episode! Patton and Jason are fixin' to have y'all rollin' in yer seats, laughin' fit to bust. So grab yerself a cold pop, sit back, and enjoy today's broadcast. Today’s lineup's a doozy: Patton's Gangle Legs, some finger-lickin' Crack Chicken, that feller Governor DeSantis, Dom Dolla's X posts, Vivek (like cake), and a heap more of that Trump MAGA talk. Git ready for a wild ride, y'all!

Howdy y'all! Welcome to another episode of Critters For Dinner with Patton and Jason. Mondays can be a bit slow on the news front, but stick around as Patton and Jason jaw about eatin' skunk for supper, then they’ll move on to talk about the skunks up in DC.

Thank y'all for listenin' and supportin' our show. We sure do appreciate every one of y’all in our #CrittersCrew!

Howdy y'all! In today's episode of Critters For Dinner, Patton and Jason kick things off yappin' 'bout Donald Trump's guilty verdict and how them New York wessels are still kickin'. Then they mosey on through a bunch of random chitchat before they stumble upon another wild video on the X platform. This time, it's a plum crazy clip of a purple Furby-dragon with huge knockers rollin' around on a bed. It's about as weird as a three-headed chicken, and we strongly reckon you don't go lookin' for it in the comments or sharin' it with your buddies. So grab a cold one, sit a spell, and enjoy the show!

It’s a slow news day, y’all, but Patton and Jason are here to dish out some good ol’ traditional Memorial Day food ideas and chat about what’s hot on X.

Big thanks to y’all for subscribin’, watchin’, and chattin’ with us on all the platforms... this show’s only possible ‘cause we got a crazy loyal bunch who we call the Critter Crew. Y’all are the best!

Next month’s gonna be a hoot as Patton and Jason get their new studio spaces ready. They’ll be launchin’ a video feed of the show come July. If y’all wanna chip in and help us out, head over to https://x.com/GeneralPatton83 and use the tip feature to throw some financial support our way and help us take this show from amateur hour to semi-professional.

This is a special edition of Critters For Dinner. On today's episode, Patton and Jason play a game called "Pimp or Pastor" -- check out the video feed to play along and let us know which one of these guys are pimps and which ones are pastors.
Send us your Pimp or Pastor pictures for the next time we play "Pimp or Pastor" -- it can be funny, real, ai... whatever!

Hey y'all, thanks fer hangin' out with us! On this here episode of Critters For Dinner, ol' Patton's showin' Jason how to whip up some Mississippi Mud Bug Pie. Patton's yappin' 'bout what's goin' on in the news, from Trump to Anderson Cooper, and even somethin' called World Goth Day. Plus, Patton finds some real messed-up video that y'all definitely don't wanna see.
Enjoy!

link can be found on Patton's X page :)

Howdy, y'all! On this here episode of Critters For Dinner, Patton and Jason are yakkin' 'bout what's fer supper, and tonight it's some good ol' fried catfish. They jaw 'bout Trump's legal ruckus up in New York and wrap things up chattin' 'bout Red Lobster. So kick back, enjoy the show, and don't forget to smash all them buttons!

Get ready, folks, 'cause it's time for another rowdy ride with Critters For Dinner! Patton and Jason are fixin' to take y'all on a mouthwaterin' journey through grub 'n gab. Today, they're chattin' 'bout the fine line between Nutria and Nutella, then divin' into the latest buzz on the X app. It's a darn good day for news, coverin' everything from Diddy gossip to a showdown between AOC and MTG, even throwin' in some tidbits 'bout Barron Trump's graduation and a sneak peek at an upcoming podcast with the one 'n only Keith Malinak. So grab a cold one and settle in for this special episode of Critters For Dinner!