Critters For Dinner

Critters For Dinner

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Critters For Dinner episodes

  • Getting Screwed at the Gas Pump

    Welcome to another exciting episode of Critters For Dinner! Join the dynamic duo, Patton and Jason, as they embark on yet another culinary adventure and engaging conversation.

    In this episode of CFD, Patton and Jason start off by discussing the delectable topic of Bear Burgers… a truly unique dish.

    But the conversation doesn't stop there! The duo then delves into some political commentary, sharing their thoughts on the upcoming debate between Joe Biden and Donald Trump. Expect insightful analysis, spirited discussion, and maybe even a few laughs along the way.

    As the episode progresses, the conversation takes an unexpected turn as they discuss a strange and random internet video circulating around X.com. Without giving too much away, let's just say it involves a gas pump and leave it at that. Trust us, you'll want to hear their take on it!

    To wrap things up, Patton and Jason extend a heartfelt thank you to all their listeners, with a special shoutout to BRY 3.0 (@PatriotTN75) for tuning in. Your support means the world to us, and we can't wait to bring you more entertaining content in the episodes to come.

    So grab a seat, grab a snack (maybe not a Bear Burger), and join Patton and Jason for another unforgettable episode of Critters For Dinner!

    15 min
  • “I am not a hobot” -Patton

    Happy Monday, everyone! Today on the show, Patton and Jason delve into the delicious topic of Elk steak before diving into the latest news updates. As usual, there are plenty of ways you can support the show, though Jason might need a little clarification when Patton mentions tips in her bio. Plus, expect some lively Diddy discussion, with a twist as they bring Justin Bieber into the mix. Thanks for tuning in and for being a part of our journey as we continue to grow the show! Other topics include Senator's Tommy Tuperville's support for Donald J Trump and the pair give out their social media accounts for everyone to find and follow.

    12 min
  • Stormy Daniels Gagging Order

    Welcome back to another tantalizing episode of Critters For Dinner! Join us as the merry mischief-makers dive straight into the realm of culinary delights, exploring topics such as genetically modifying soybeans into 'pig beans.' We also delve into the riveting Stormy Daniels vs. Trump court case. Wrapping up, we extend a hearty shoutout, inviting you to join us in the captivating X spaces.

    15 min
  • Ostrich Egg Toots

    Join Patton and Jason this week as they embark on an electrifying episode of Critters For Dinner. Dive deep into their lively discussion on dinner options that tantalize the taste buds, the enigmatic bubble gut phenomenon, the glamorous allure of the MetGala, the latest buzz surrounding Drake and Diddy, and a myriad of other trending topics. Sit back, relax, and immerse yourself in the captivating banter.


    If you're enjoying the show, there are several ways you can show your support. Simply hitting the like, comment, and share buttons goes a long way in boosting the show's visibility. Additionally, if you're inclined to lend financial support, you can do so by visiting @GeneralPatton83 on X and clicking the 'tip' button. Your generosity, no matter the amount, fuels our ambitions and aspirations. Patton and Jason have ambitious plans on the horizon, including covering equipment costs, software fees, and even embarking on an epic road trip to bring CFD to a town near you! Your contributions mean the world to us, and we're immensely grateful for the thousands of listeners who've joined us on this exhilarating journey. This is more than just a podcast; it's a vibrant community, and we're thrilled to have you along for the ride. Thank you for your unwavering support—it truly makes all the difference.


    Patton on X

    @GeneralPatton83


    Jason on X

    @BIGGF00T



    14 min
  • RFK Jr Hates Babies and Guns

    On this episode of "Critters For Dinner," Patton and Jason discuss eating Canadian Geese for dinner and continue the conversation with RFK Jr as he is trending on the X platform. It turns out that his stance on abortion and guns is contrary to Patton and Jason's, so... he's not likely to get a vote from them. But that's okay because they were always going to vote for the orange man anyway. Enjoy this episode and remember to hit like, comment, and share the show with your social media friends. Thanks!

    14 min
  • Buttered Sausage & Buttered Toes

    This week on "Critters For Dinner" with Patton and Jason, the dynamic duo delve into the culinary world with gusto. From savoring the savory delights of buttered sausage to their mutual disdain for jam, they leave no culinary stone unturned. But it doesn't stop there; they also explore the peculiar sensation of toes in butter, sparking a debate that's sure to leave listeners amused and bewildered. And as if that wasn't enough, they even entertain the idea of Patton making the switch to Diet Dr. Pepper in pursuit of a healthier lifestyle. Tune in for a rollercoaster ride of flavors, opinions, and unexpected tangents!

    13 min
  • Better Late Than Never (or is it)

    🎙️ Tune in to Critters For Dinner for a hilarious chat with Patton and Jason about tech mishaps! Despite a slight delay, we're up and running. Grab your snacks and enjoy the show! 🦗🎉 #CrittersForDinner #TechTroubles #PodcastFun

    13 min
  • Hunter's Tinky Winky

    It's a slow news day. Monday's often are, but that doesn't stop Patton and Jason from discussing current news and pop culture. It turns out that Patton has some strong options this week that she can't keep quiet. Enjoy this episode and don't forget to follow General Patton on X at @GeneralPatton83 and Jason on X at @BIGGF00T

    15 min
  • Mt. Rushmore of Evil People

    In this conversation, Jason and Patton discuss various topics, including turducken, Melania Trump's birthday, evil people, and an upcoming live show. They also mention trending news and how listeners can support their show.



    13 min
  • Gopher Everett?

    The conversation covers various topics including cooking, trending news, and political figures. The main themes are the importance of saying no, the influence of Alex Jones, and controversial statements made by Tucker Carlson. The conversation also touches on the issue of college students protesting and the funding behind it. The hosts express their opinions on these topics and discuss their support for certain figures and their frustration with certain ideologies.

    12 min

About Critters For Dinner

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"Welcome to 'Critters For Dinner,' where Patton and Jason serve up a side-splitting feast of comedy! Join this dynamic duo as they dish out hilarious takes on current events, pop culture, and Twitter…