Critters For Dinner

Critters For Dinner

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Critters For Dinner episodes

  • New Political Party Needed

    In this conversation, Jason and Patton discuss various topics including their dynamic, cooking, Earth Day, Speaker of the House, and the future of the Republican party. They express their support for Jim Jordan and their desire for a strong MAGA party. They also touch on issues such as sending money overseas, securing the border, and drilling for oil. The conversation ends with a discussion about where to find them online.

    14 min
  • Cannibals, Goat Testicles, and Trump's Power Move

    In this conversation, Patton and Jason discuss various random topics, including cooking goat testicles, Joe Biden's uncle getting eaten by cannibals, Donald Trump's alleged fart, and an upcoming live space event. They also mention the possibility of Donald Trump's uncle confiscating Nikola Tesla's documents. The conversation is filled with humor and banter between the hosts.

    14 min
  • Hackcents, Naders, and Jamie Raskin

    In this conversation, Patton and Jason discuss various topics including accents, tornadoes, and trending news. Patton shares her experience growing up with a southern accent and how it has shaped her identity. They also talk about tornadoes and the importance of taking them seriously. The conversation concludes with a discussion about trending news and Jamie Raskin's recent controversy.

    13 min
  • Horseface, Trump Feet & The Golden Gate Bridge

    In this conversation, Jason and Patton discuss various topics including armadillo meatballs, trending topics on Twitter, and their opinions on Donald Trump. They also talk about bridges being blocked off and share their humorous ideas on how to handle the situation. The conversation ends with a discussion about where listeners can find them online.


    Keywords

    armadillo meatballs, trending topics, Donald Trump, bridges, online presence


    Takeaways

    • Armadillo meatballs are a unique recipe that includes cooked armadillo meat and various seasonings.
    • Trending topics on Twitter include Sleepy Trump and the Golden Gate Bridge being blocked off.
    • Opinions on Donald Trump are polarizing, with some people loving him and others hating him.
    • Blocking bridges and disrupting traffic is a frustrating issue that needs to be addressed.
    • Jason and Patton share humorous ideas on how to handle the bridge blockades.
    • Listeners can find Jason and Patton on X, Rumble, and YouTube.

    • Sound Bites

      • "Yeah, you got Trump feet."

      • 12 min
      • Alligators - Eat'em or Wrastle'em

        In this conversation, Patton and Jason discuss various topics, including alligator stew, wrestling alligators, basketball players, Star Trek, trending news, and jokes. They also mention Joe Manchin and plan to do a spaces session. The conversation is light-hearted and filled with humor.

        13 min
      • Social Media, Government Spying & FISA

        Welcome to "Critters for Dinner" with your hosts, Patton and Jason! In this episode, Patton and Jason dive into a whirlwind of topics, serving up a delightful blend of humor, banter, and thought-provoking discussions.

        First up on the menu is an unconventional recipe involving cicadas, inspired by a recent conversation about Sonny Houston's misinterpretation of the insect's name. As Patton shares the ingredients and preparation steps with colorful commentary, Jason reacts with a mix of amusement and skepticism.

        The hosts then pivot to trending topics, including National Sibling Day and the challenges of navigating social media censorship. With their trademark wit, they explore the nuances of free speech and privacy concerns in the digital age, sharing personal anecdotes and insights along the way.

        As the conversation unfolds, listeners are treated to a lively exchange filled with unexpected tangents and laugh-out-loud moments. From dissecting political decisions to reminiscing about past encounters, Patton and Jason create a dynamic atmosphere that keeps listeners engaged from start to finish.

        So, grab a seat at the table and join the fun as Patton and Jason serve up another unforgettable episode of "Critters for Dinner." Whether you're a seasoned fan or a first-time listener, you're sure to leave feeling entertained, enlightened, and hungry for more.

        13 min
      • Marsupials and the Solar Eclipse

        In this conversation, Jason and Patton discuss the upcoming solar eclipse and their plans for the day. They joke about eclipse-themed meals and the possibility of shooting nocturnal animals during the eclipse. They also touch on the topic of marsupials and the trending news of Ross Perot. The conversation ends with a humorous goodbye.

        13 min
      • Earthquakes, Judgement Day & Jason's Scratchy Beard

        Laugh Out Loud with Critters For Dinner, comedy podcast! Join the uproarious Patton and Jason in this side-splitting episode as they tackle earthquakes, God's Judgment on NYC, and Jason's scratchy beard. They also discuss the question: Would you rather step in something gooey or step on something spikey? Tune in and chuckle away! Available on Spotify, YouTube, Rumble, Apple Podcasts, and all major podcast platforms. Stay tuned as we aim to invite guests to join us for an episode. Don't miss out on the fun!

        12 min
      • Conjoined Twins, Weight Loss and Wrestling

        In this conversation, the Patton and Jason discuss various topics including unusual food, conjoined twins, weight loss, Cardi B, and wrestling. They share their thoughts and opinions on these subjects, often with humor and banter. The conversation covers a wide range of topics and provides entertainment and insights into popular culture.



        13 min
      • Barbie Movie, Gizzards , and April Fools

        In this conversation, Patton and Jason discuss various topics, including their dinner plans, April Fool's Day, trending topics on Twitter, oyster bunnies, and movie references. Patton shares her feelings of being unwell, and they joke about different subjects throughout the conversation.

        12 min

      About Critters For Dinner

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      "Welcome to 'Critters For Dinner,' where Patton and Jason serve up a side-splitting feast of comedy! Join this dynamic duo as they dish out hilarious takes on current events, pop culture, and Twitter…