Clayton - 'The Saskatoon woman who found a scorpion in her blackberries apparently wasn't phased at all. I guess you could say, she was not rocked like a hurricane.'
Stacie - '...Seriously, how did you get someone to marry you?'
Also on the show today: Clayton's unreal Nic Cage impression, girls don't like those random beauty product gift packs so stop buying them, music is great for mental health, & how to make Jeopardy! more exciting.