A super serious discussion about crackers today... because we tackle the serious issues here on Crus Mornings! Seriously though, so many people have an opinion on how long a box of crackers should last.

Also on the show today: The toilet from hell, the 'thank you' wave you give someone when they let you into their lane, & Do Mom's stop buying a certain food if their kids eat it too fast?

If you like 'Song 2' by Blur, just a heads up... we may have ruined it forever in 'Cruz Confused Lyrics' today.

Also on the show today: The one friend that hates Margarine, adding jingle bells to any song makes it a Christmas song & plants in the office make you smarter.

'We all have that one friend who thinks Margarine is the devil. If they find Margarine in your fridge, buckle up. You're about to hear a 15 minute lecture'

'Those 'ugly' Christmas sweaters you can buy online aren't even ugly. They look great, they feel great, and they're like 70 bucks. A real ugly Christmas sweater should cost no more than $8.00, weigh 9 pounds because the fabric is so thick, and it should the the itchiest thing on the planet'

'The thing that I stole most from hotels was other people's sleep. I played hockey as a kid, and every peewee hockey team would cause the most ruckus when they stayed in hotels for out-of-town tournaments. Mini sticks in the hallway, Super Nintendo tournaments until 1:00 AM, soap down the water slide... The night manager at the Yorkton Howard Johnson, just know that I'm very sorry.'

'We bashed shortbread cookies on the air, and then someone sent us shortbread cookies to prove us wrong. So with that in mind... tater tots suck. They are the worst'

'We all drive like Grandma's when we have a cake in the front seat'

'People are actually paying money for a 'The floor is lava' game for your kid... Let that sink in for a minute'

Also on the show today: Clayton might get kicked out of his family, Making Secret Santa creepy, & dogs love mannequins.

''Stepping on your pet is the most heartbreaking thing you can do. Especially when they whimper a bit right after it happens. You think that your pet will hate you forever and you immediately start to try and win you pets love back... 'I'm so sorry George! Here's my favourite sweater, chew it as much as you want. Want some money? Here's $40, just take it I LOVE YOU!!'

Also on the show today: Couch sleeps are the best sleeps, the most Googled questions of 2019 (celery made the list somehow), & how annoying is that one friend who never pays you back?

We all have that one friend who sucks at paying you back when they borrow money from you.

'Sorry man, all my money is tied up in Bitcoin at the moment. But I do have a $10 Arby's gift card, would you take that?'

'One positive to the cold weather is free extension cords. People forget to unplug their car all the time, they drive away with them, they fall off... Boom, you just saved yourself $9.00 and rescued a Saskatchewan Winter Snake'

Also on the show today: Prince Albert is literally the Toffiffee capital of the world and we talked to our PA friend Andy about it, the weirdest submission for 'Cruz Confused Lyrics' ever, & why a lack of hygiene means a strong relationship.

'To make oat milk, all you have to do is locate the nipples on an oat and very gently squeeze... just kidding. You just soak some oats in water then strain it. Boom, oat milk. You can make milk out of pretty much anything doing with that method. Toast milk, pancake milk, jalapeno milk.'

Also on the show today... A year in review list but for your debit card purchases, the world is running out of coffee, messing with Siri, & karaoke DJ's get a shout out because that's a very tough gig.