Clayton - 'I saw someone pay with a cheque yesterday at the pet store. This guy even had a little leather book for his cheques. He used one of those super fancy pens that you get for Graduation... It was super classy!'

Stacie - 'As a former Zellers cashier, I can't begin to describe how much I hated this. You know how much paying with a cheque would slow the line down?'

'This friend can never help with anything because they're always hurt. Putting in the docks at the lake? They can't help because they hurt their back in a beer league hockey game'

'This friend is a rockstar at the walk-in clinic because they are always there. The front desk workers know them by name... DARRYL! How it's going buddy! Did Becky make the basketball team?'

'Buying lottery tickets and getting one of those super fancy coffees at Starbucks are a lot alike. There's a lingo to both of them. You can't just say 'One lottery ticket please'. You need to know some stuff before you walk in there.'

We had an epic blooper this morning while we were talking about another blooper that we had last year. Blooper-ception... An hour after that, we had more bloopers. Who doesn't love bloopers?!

Also on the show today: The right and wrong way to mix cereal, people who snowmobile probably hate us, gargling with coffee is a bad idea, & one of the best Cruz Confused Lyrics ever!

'Parents will tell their kids to never lie like 4 times a day, but then on New Years Eve they will trick their kids by putting on a fake countdown at 9:20 so they can drink Baby Duck until 1:00 AM. Shame on you parents... But when I have kids I'm totally doing the same thing'

Also on the show today... The best New Year's resolution of all time, weird sounds Stacie makes when the mics are off, & an appearance from Del Griffith... the greatest shower curtain ring salesman of all time.

'Shout out to the people from small towns who were born on December 31st. You were so close to being the New Year's Day baby in your town. You were hours away from a lifetime of fame.'

Also on the show today... Cruz Confused Lyrics (with no paper crumple at the end because Stacie wasn't here today!), bragging about how early you go to bed on NYE, & replacing Matthew Mcconaughey's character in 'Dazed & Confused' with Animal from The Muppets

Dresses that have pockets, pizza for breakfast, and a bunch of other random things got shout outs on the show this morning.

'The same people who think cash is thoughtless, inappropriate gift are the same people who give those pre-paid Visa gift cards. Newsflash... those things are the exact same thing as cash. It's even worse because you have to activate it and remember how much is left on it'

Also on the show today... The hook at the dentist, waiting to get sick, & can someone please invent a comfortable foamy?!

We asked you to text in another word for 'Tush' this morning for a chance to win ZZ Top tickets... Oh boy did we get some A LOT of answers!

Also on the show this morning: Is it okay to force family time at Christmas, work hard for your future self on your last day of work before holidays, how to fall correctly (apparently there's a right way), and R.I.P. Ryly's.

Stacie - 'Three people in Canada named their dog Poutine this year'

Clayton - 'You know how you abbreviate your dogs name sometimes? You give it like a nickname... What are you supposed to do with Poutine?

Stacie - 'Easy. Poot.'

Clayton - 'Love it. COME HERE POOT! HEY POOT! POOT, NO! BAD POOT!'