Today is National Peanut Butter day, so we spent the whole day debating whether smooth or crunchy peanut butter is better. Stacie said smooth, but Clayton said - Just kidding we didn't do that because that's lame and no one cares.

We did however talk about a bunch of weird and local stuff so take a listen for that!

We came up with a new character completely by accident today. His name is 'The Angry Saskatoon Man Who Complains in the Comments Section About Everything'.

"The worst part about the friend who is always cold is that when you offer them your jacket, they always turn it down. They complain about being cold for 20 minutes and then say 'Thanks for the offer but I'll be okay. Seriously, I'm fine, it's not that bad!' I'm not giving you my jacket so you'll be warm, I'm offering you my jacket so you'll shut up!'

We all have that one friend who is always cold.

Stacie - 'The Kool-Aid guy needs to go. All he does is break things and spill himself all over the floor.'

Clayton - 'Imagine being 6 years old and a giant, talking bowl of juice comes crashing through the wall and is like LETS PARTY! That's the best day ever right there!'

Also on the show today... Clayton's spot on Scott Stapp impression, throwing away cards as soon as you get them, Cruz Shout Outs, awkward chit chat with repair men/women, & what every conversation regarding the downtown arena sounds like

'Shout out to United Furniture Warehouse for having the catchiest jingle of all time'

A bunch of random stuff got shout outs on the show this morning! - Stacie & Clayton

'You know how Discmans would advertise that they had anti-skip technology? That was the biggest lie in the history of advertising.'

Also on the show today... Monty Python fans are hardcore, some Aerosmith drama, getting lost as a kid at events back in the day (remember security paging your parents over the intercom?) & how Justin Trudeau and Nickelback are similar.

'If a small town has a Tim Horton's or a fast food place, it's not a small town. It may be a town, but it's not a SMALL town.'

Also on the show today... Clayton's world famous Nicolas Cage impression, why we lose our minds when our city's name is said on TV, compliment people all the time, & changing into greasy clothes when you get home from work (we all do it, right?)

Stacie - 'I'm already stressing about my daughter's 1st birthday party and it's 3 months away. Do I send out invitations? Do I make treat bags? What theme am I going to go with?!'

Clayton - 'You don't need a theme. Just get a cake, plop it in front of Fiona, and let her go to town. Everyone will watch her make a mess, it will be super cute, and then they will leave. Boom, 1st birthday done. They're all the same!'

Also on the show today.... Cody Fajardo takes over Saskatoon, bad downtown arena ideas, bylaw snitches, chirping the SAG Awards, & Clayton apologizes to Rainbow Cinemas.

Stacie: 'You should have an emergency toiletry kit at work just in case you forget to put on deodorant again... Kind of like that emergency kit you have in your car that you always brag about'

Clayton: 'Yeah, that emergency car kit is nothing but crackers in case I get hungry in traffic. Just a bunch of Triscuits and Wheat Thins in a duffle bag.'

Also on the show today... Cancelling breakfast, sharing lip chap, Cruz Confused Lyrics, Vancouver is cupboard butter, Stacie is a narc, & the awesome things that previous tenants leave for you when you move into a new place.

"Parents debating whether or not to give their baby a different food for the first time is hilarious... 'Do you think she's ready for strawberries? I don't know if she can handle them. I'll just chew them up a bit before hand to make it easier her her. Can you pick out the seeds so she doesn't choke?"

Also on the show today... An original idea from Hollywood, grilling outdoors, checking on your furnace even though you know nothing about furnaces, & the North American tour lie.