Here are all the random things that somehow got brought up on the show today:

Yukon Cornelius, the magic flute in 'Super Mario Bros. 3', the 2000 Slam Dunk contest, Regina hates kids, what a Tinder conversation would be like face-to-face, making friends with all the husbands and boyfriends who hang out together outside makeup stores, the 7 different Valentine's Day creatures, eye tattoos, eye jewelry, gitch, NASA... a bunch of other stuff too.

There are seven different species of the 'Valentine's Day Creature'. For your own safety, it's important to know the difference between all seven.

Since the big day is right around the corner, we analyzed all of them in today's 'Hinterland Who's Who'

*loon noise*

According to a college professor, the children's TV show 'Paw Patrol' encourages our kids to embrace capitalism. So Clayton called his 3 year old nephew Cam, who is the biggest Paw Patrol fan on the planet, to see if Paw Patrol has brainwashed him into think capitalism is a good thing.

Also on the show today... The amount of money you'd pay to save your dog, Mom life hacks that will save your tons of time, joint bank accounts are overrated, a newly discovered dinosaur has the coolest name ever, Vince Neil going viral for the wrong reasons (again), & one of the best 'Cruz Confused Lyrics' ever!

Here on Cruz Mornings, we know that not everyone is a big sports fan. So we have started to throw random things into the 'Sports Report' to make it more enjoyable for everyone!

Clayton: 'This guy in Regina retired at the age of 39. He wasn't making millions of dollars per year, apparently it was around $100,000'

Stacie: 'Oh, so basically what we make.'

Clayton: '... You're making six figures?'

Stacie: 'You're not?! Oh... This got awkward really quick. Let's move on shall we?'

Also on the show today... The Grammar Police friend is no fun, the goody bag at the Oscars is ridiculous, Saskatoon loves food, & Keith Richards quits smoking.

'This friend is like Clippy the Paperclip from Microsoft Word. They have a spidey sense for unnecessary adjectives and sentences that end in prepositions'

We all have that one friend who takes their job as the Grammar Police WAYYY too seriously.

Clayton: 'Did you guys have a swear jar in your house growing up?'

Stacie: 'I grew up Mennonite, so if you got caught swearing you were just kicked out of the family.'

Also on the show this morning... Teenagers love coffee, how to make frozen food fancy, Cruz Confused Lyrics, fake proposals are a greasy way to get free stuff, & a another round of 'Guess where the criminal is from!' (Hint: it's always Florida)

The Food Network has a ton of shows about cooking, but not a single one dedicated to cooking frozen foods.

UNTIL NOW! Stacie & Clayton take you on a super serious (not really) journey on how to get the most out of your frozen food.

Have any frozen food tips? Let us know!

'5-in-1 body wash exists... It's a real thing. Shampoo, conditioner, body wash, face wash, and deodorizer all in one bottle... Why stop there though? Why don't we go for gold and make a 17-in-1 body wash? Run out of milk for your morning cereal? Boom, 17-in-1 body wash is also milk. Power steering fluid running a bit low? No worries, 17-in-1 body wash is also power steering fluid.'

Also on the show today... Going viral is wicked addictive, people should write more notes for each other, a positive to your computer and phone spying on you, & the word February needs to change.

Clayton: 'Someone texted us yesterday and said we play too much rock music'

Stacie: 'We're a rock radio station though... What are we supposed to do? That's like ordering a thin crust pizza and then complaining that the crust is too thin'

Clayton: 'Or calling a sticker company and complaining that their stickers are too sticky'

Stacie: 'Or complaining that beef jerky has too much beef in it'

Also on the show today... A loophole which could help pay for the potential downtown arena, dads are weird about their driveways, bridge babies, & how to go bald properly.