'The same people who believe that Groundhogs have any impact on the weather are the same people that believe sexy singles are in their area because a pop-up ad said so'

Also on the show today... Mascots probably make more than you do, Clayton's amazing Nic Cage impression, giving stuff up for Lent is tough, & unsalted top crackers can go kick rocks

'Shout out to the old gift card with $1.80 cents left on it that you forgot you had in your wallet for being the emergency backup windshield scraper... Just like NHL goalies, scrapers need emergency backups too!'

Also on the show today... More random shout outs, online reviews are a disaster, people in Saskatoon never really say 'south end' or 'south side', & has anyone ever bought a hat or sunglasses from a gas station that actually looked good?

Clayton: 'I had to sing I Touch Myself by the Divinyls in front of my in-laws at a karaoke competition over the weekend'

Stacie: 'Did you add in any sweet dance moves?'

Clayton: 'No, I just sat there with my hands in my pockets... which I now realize probably looks pretty creepy.'

TONS of local stuff on the podcast today! Dog park drama, how to park downtown without getting a ticket, more rule changes for cyclists... and a bunch of bloopers because we were in a very silly mood today

'If you're a Dad and you don't brag about your awesome packing skills... you're not really a Dad'

'I'd probably pay $25,000 to have a beer with John Stamos'

'For show and tell I brought a DVD copy of the movie Taken'

These quotes on their own make no sense, but they will in today's podcast!

'Shout out to the tupperware lids that work on two different brands on tupperware containers. It may not be a perfect fit, but it gets the job done... and it saves me 25 minutes searching through the tupperware drawer for the matching one'

Also on the show today... Cruz Confused Lyrics, don't let people pick your karaoke songs, & Nachos are overrated (but it's not their fault!)

'A group of teenagers in Regina are causing havoc in the neighbourhood by throwing cheese slices at cars. I'm mad... think of all the grilled cheese sandwiches that could've been!'

'You know you're from Saskatchewan when getting ready to walk your dog takes longer than the actual walk.'

Also on the show today... A layover doesn't count as visiting a city, dog paws smell delightful, & the real reason Jerry's shut down

'You can a lot about a person by the type of chips they buy. If they're buying Ruffles All Dressed, they party'

Also on the show today... Would you let your friend officiate your wedding, curly fries are the most underrated food ever, & some serious drama in the curling world

Have 17 minutes to kill? Check out the podcast today! We answered all the tough questions today...

- Would 'River Buses' work in Saskatoon?

- When is the best situation to have a beer?

- Did you have to be rich to own an answering machine back in the day?

- Can Jeff Bezos do anything without people complaining about it?

- Would singing a techno song with no words be funny or annoying at a karaoke competition?

- Do people who are obsessed with charcuterie boards know that a table is basically one big board and it's a lot easier to fit a bunch of stuff on a table than on a tiny board?

We focused on the negatives of flying/airports/planes yesterday. Today though, we focused on the positives of all that stuff. Believe it or not, there are actually a ton of them. Guilt free 9:30 AM beers and the option to nap where ever you want are just a few of them.

Also on the show today... We have the lamest Valentine's Day plans, Clayton's man crush on Barry Gibb, changes to heavy duty city vehicles, food cheating on your spouse, & the show 'American Gladiators' got THREE shout outs today because it's best dam show of all time!

'I made a bunch of ground beef a few days ago. It was my version of meal prepping. Tacos one day with the ground beef, pasta sauce the next day, shepards pie after that... Ended up just eating tacos three days in a row. The variety of my choices did not rock'

Also on the show today: reclining your seat on an airplane, asking to switch seats on a plane, Elaborate Valentine's Day gifts vs simple thoughtful Valentine's Day gifts, and the story behind Clayton's beer chugging at the Blades game.