'According to reports, Anya called Kayden a stupid head. Kayden responded by saying that Anya has Cooties. Anya then called Kayden a poo-poo face, which lead to Kayden poking his sister in the nose with one of those red stick things. Along with a suspension, Kayden was sent to bed without dinner'

The 'No Sports' Sports Report: featuring Ross Gellar from 'Friends'

Clayton: 'Instead of going for some pints at a pub I'll be spending my St. Patrick's Day on my couch, by myself, drinking Guinness in my gitch'

Stacie: 'Don't you do that on every St. Patrick's Day anyway though?'

Clayton: 'IT'S NOT THE SAME STACIE!'

Lots of stuff on the show today: How to deal with someone who isn't taking this situation seriously, make sure you check your surroundings before you do a video conference while working at home, some shout outs for those who really deserve it, & a sure fire way to stop touching your face.

'The Tabletop Football Players Association is currently investigating the match because it was played with a loonie, and not a quarter. TTFPA rules clearly the state that using a loonie for tabletop football is not allowed'

The 'No Sports' Sports Report, now featuring the background music from NHL 98 for Super Nintendo.

The podcast is all about one thing today and we bet you can guess what that one thing is.

It was a big weekend for the Costco Fighting League, aka 'The Other CFL'

Also, what exactly is the 'IPVGBMIMBL'?

All that and a bunch more on today's 'No Sports' Sports Report.

Obviously we talked about the impact that the COVID-19 situation is having here in Saskatchewan, specifically the up and coming artists who relied on this weekend to get noticed.

But some other stuff got brought up too! Competitive people ruin everything, on-hold music is usually awesome, shout outs for people who are being kind and generous, and shaming people who are taking advantage of others with the help of Liam Neeson.

Season 4, Episode 21: The Simpsons predicted the Coronavirus outbreak. That show has predicted a bunch of stuff (Skype, Donald Trump, Siegfried & Roy) and it got us thinking... What is the next 'The Simpsons called it' scenario going to be?

'Is someone going to use Plutonium to create a plant that's half tomato, half tobacco... AKA Tomacco?'

We obviously spent a lot of time talking about the COVID-19 situation and the trickle down effect it has had all over the world, including here in our backyard. (ICYMI, The JUNOs were cancelled this morning)

But we also talked about a bunch of other stuff too! The Saskatchewan teachers vs the Government situation, and a weird rule when it comes to people's wills.

We started a conversation about how people take trivia nights way too seriously, got sidetracked, and ended up talking about how awesome Antiques Roadshow is... It got pretty silly this morning

Some of the stuff from the show today: Adding Mario sound effects to curling broadcasts, how are futons both comfortable and uncomfortable at the same time (how?!), would you survive two weeks of quarantine with just the stuff in your house, & could Saskatoon host an NHL playoff series (maybe!),

'Getting mad at the person working at city hall about a parking ticket is like getting mad at your boss for showing up to work hungover... It's your own fault!'

'I need toilet paper, but I don't want to buy any because I don't want to be judged by people at the grocery store.'

'If I don't bring my A-game to this trivia night, my wife might leave me... not even joking'