Stacie: 'Some people need more Kraft Dinner than others though. I'm talking about the people who can eat an entire box of by themselves'

Clayton: 'Ummm... I have a box of Kraft Dinner as an appetizer for the other box of KD I'm having for supper'

Also on the show today: Shout outs for people who really deserve them, landlines are making a comeback, the toast challenge, how to video chat without being annoying, & professional shoveling makes the 'No Sports' Sports Report

Stacie: 'If grocery stores continue to limit the number of people allowed inside, they might need to hire some bouncers'

Clayton: 'Imagine talking to other bouncers about it... Oh you're the bouncer at Stan's Place? That's cute, I bounce at Sobeys. Yesterday I saw a lady sweet choke slam someone over the last greek yogurt.'

Also on the show today: Goodbye Rainbow Cinemas, is it cool to go to the dog park, & people are losing their mind over the school zones.

'Just like Bonanza and Penguin Park... Rainbow Cinemas left our city far too soon'

Like most kids who grew up on the east side of Saskatoon, Clayton has fond memories of Rainbow Cinemas. So he decided to have a Eulogy for the beloved theatre on the show today.

'Dan Halvorson got into a fight with 6 people on Facebook yesterday, and lost every single argument. However, the people he was arguing with also lost because there are no winners when it comes to fights on the internet'

'We gave medical professionals and grocery store workers a shout out earlier today... but right now we want to give a shout out to the kids who constantly have to help their parents set up a video chat on the computer because they can't figure it out. Not an easy gig right there.'

Also on the show today: The stuff you find after you clean underneath the couch, don't trust any home remedies for COVID-19, people still won't buy ham & pineapple pizza, & don't be a willy (you'll see)

'Am I the only person who is freaking out over food they would never buy or eat in a normal situation? I'm at the grocery store, on the phone with my wife asking her if we have enough pineapple salsa in the house... I've never even had pineapple salsa in my life!'

'People who brag about going 'no pants' at home are probably wearing pants. They just want to seem cool online. Plus, pants are like a hug for your legs. They get a bad reputation.

Also on the show today: Shout outs to people who deserve them, trust the doctors & some people are hoarding all the coconut water

If you and your friends put on fake wrestling shows in your basement back in the day, you'll want to check out today's 'No Sports' Sports Report

Also, Game 7 of the Backyard Hockey Human vs Dog Hockey League between Guenter the German Shepherd and Tyler goes down tomorrow night. Puck drop depends on when Tyler's parents finish making supper.

Stacie: 'It sounds scary, but the province declaring a State of Emergency actually gives them powers to do a lot of good'

Clayton: 'It's almost as if the Government was bitten by a radioactive spider and now they have super powers'

Stacie: '... Yeah, no. That's not it at all.'

Also on the show today: FOMO, you can still walk your dog, the liquor store rumours, Florida is still doing Florida things, & some shout outs for people who really deserve it

Karsten 'The Tungsten Terror' Larsen defeated Ron 'Don't Call Me Swanson' Strohan in Northern Saskatchewan Darts Association play yesterday.

The 'No Sports' Sports Report has all the details on that, plus a recap of all the drama from the Gordon Bombay Memorial Crokinole Tournament.

Clayton's horrible Matthew Mcconaughey, essential services that are running, how you can 'Treat Yourself', things other than sports you can gamble on... bunch of other stuff on the show today!