'So my computer just froze and shut down everything... including my sports report. So I'm just going to wing it and see how it goes.'

Live radio can be a wild place sometimes.

Stacie: 'I've chipped my front teeth twice in my life. Once while drinking a beer, and once while kissing an ex-boyfriend'

Clayton: 'Umm... How bad are you at kissing?!'

Stacie: 'You mean good? I think you meant to say good there'

Also on the show today... Kids in the Hall is back, the friend who always convinces you to stay later than you should, funny wrestling names, & a solution for distracted driving.

'We all have that one friend who is very good at convincing you to stay later than originally planned. All you want to do is go for one beer with your friends and go home at a reasonable hour

... But this friend always convinces you to stay for one more. Next thing you know it's 3:30 AM, you're in their basement drinking a $7 bottle of wine and watching the Magic Bullet Infomercial over and over again'

We usually keep things pretty silly on Cruz Mornings, but today we had a serious discussion about downtown Saskatoon and how the perception of it has changed.

We did a few silly things though, don't worry!

Brainstorming ideas for a potential Saskatoon pro soccer team, why we're always tempted to eat fake fruit, & are you even Canadian if you don't know the lyrics to the 'Don't You Put it in Your Mouth' song.

We caused quite the kerfuffle yesterday by sharing a photo of Stacie barefoot and warming up her feet by a space heater. Some people think it was super offside. A lot of people got really defensive though and said people should mind their own business.

We realized something this morning about going barefoot at work, and it may make you rethink it all together.

Clayton: 'I got shamed by a friend because I gave my dog tap water instead of water that had been filtered first'

Stacie: 'Dogs lick their but like 14 times a day. I think they'll be okay.'

Also on the show today: A John Candy tribute, ideas for Campus Cove 2.0, more restaurant speculation in Saskatoon, & going barefoot at work.

Stacie: 'So you don't have to be from the province you're curling for in The Brier? There's no real Provinceism there'

Clayton: '.... ummmmmmmm what?'

Stacie: 'Provinceism... like Patriotism, but for your province'

Clayton: 'Pretty sure that's not a word but whatever, you do you!'

Also on the show today... Granny Panties are making a comeback, Stacie injures herself during Cruz Confused Lyrics somehow, & have you noticed there are no ruts on residential streets?!

Stacie: 'Fun fact about Clayton... he used to have a crush on Judge Judy'

Clayton: 'Most people faked sick when they were a kid so they could watch The Price is Right... I faked sick so I could watch Judge Judy yell at strangers'

Also on the show today... Unwritten rules of Saskatchewan, the Telemiracle helping hands, Pelican Watch 2020, & a scam that has flown under the radar

Clayton - 'The worst TV show to turn into a children's book? The Maury Povich Show. Kids would think that paternity tests happen all the time after reading it'

Stacie: 'I think Jeopardy would be worse. Just a book full of questions... I mean answers! Dang it, I always make that mistake!'

Also on the show today... Cruz Confused Lyrics was awesome, slang words from the 1880's were more awesome, Clayton's dog ate a sock and it was not awesome... but the conversation about weird stuff that dogs eat was awesome!

"Apparently 'Doing the Bear' in 1880 meant courting that involved hugging"

"Oh wow, that's like getting to 2nd base!"

"No way, in 1880 a hug is a home run. Seeing a girls ankle was 2nd base"

We found a bunch of Victorian slang words that were used in the 1880's and it's pure gold! - Stacie & Clayton