Yesterday, the 'No Sports' Sports Report was brought to you by Zellers.

Today, it's The SAAN Store.

(P.S. Campus Cove is on deck for tomorrow)

Stacie thought that going for a round of golf was called 'hitting the holes', not 'hitting the links'... it lead to a very interesting conversation.

Also on the show today: The best 'Cruz Confused Lyrics' ever (seriously), what is vegetable roulette, the things other countries are hoarding, the 'No Sports' Sports Report, & getting stuck in the covid conversation rabbit hole.

Yesterday, the 'No Sports' Sports Report was brought to you by Bonanza.

Today... It's Zellers turn.

'We all have that one friend who is taking this time of social distancing to better themselves in like 17 different ways.'

'This friend is learning Mandarin and mastering the harp... and then there's you, about to watch Tiger King for the 2nd time in 3 days'

Do you know a 'Social Distancing Superhero'? Tag them below!

Stacie: 'Now that people are actually using their treadmills because they're stuck inside... what are they going to hang laundry on?'

Clayton: 'People are so bored that they're exercising AND doing their laundry so it's not really a problem'

Stacie: 'Never thought I'd see that day...'

We started giving the 'No Sports' Sports Report fake sponsors from businesses that no longer exists in Saskatoon. Overdrive, The Barry Hotel... today it was Bonanza.

Usually the sponsor gets the same tagline for the whole morning, but we gave Bonanza a different one each time.

Clayton: If you're married, do not do one of those relationship quizzes you see in Cosmo magazine. It will just lead to a pointless fight and you're stuck inside with them for the next 3 days so... there's no joke here, just don't do it!

Stacie: Instead, do one of those 'We will tell you what kind of onion you are based on your favourite character from The Office' quizzes.

Also on the show today... The 'No Sports' Sports report featuring Stacie's 'sexy' commercial voice, some advice from astronaut Chris Hatfield, recycling changes in the city, is the weekend even fun anymore, Cruz Confused Lyrics, & hair dye.

The 'No Sports' Sports Report is brought to you by Overdrive International Nightclub.

Overdrive International Nightclub: The 'International' part was very unnecessary because there was nothing international about that place.

(P.S. Did you know that Stacie used to voice the commercials for Overdrive back in the day?!)

Stacie: 'If this playground ban happened when you were a kid, would you be pretty bummed about it?'

Clayton: 'Probably not because playgrounds back in the day were basically death traps. Me and my bum would have welcomed being banned from the see-saw'

Also on the show today: Does hand sanitizer smell good, everyone is making bread, & the gardening industry is about to boom

The 'No Sports' Sports Report is now brought to you by The Barry Hotel.

The Barry Hotel: Home of the best cigarette vending machines in town!