'Shout out to hairless cats for being both cute and ugly at the same time. That's extremely tough to pull off'

'Shout out to the 90's... a time where bread and pasta were considered healthy food. Good times'

A bunch of other random stuff (like Brick Breaker) got some Shoutouts on the show this morning - Stacie & Clayton

Stacie: 'PETA wants to ban the word pet because they think that animals are equal to humans'

Clayton: 'I'm fine with that. If my dog is equal to me, that means we treat each other the same way. Which means my dog is going to start paying for my food, buying me cute sweaters, and cleaning up after me when I go to the bathroom in my yard'

Stacie: 'Don't forget about licking your dogs face'

Clayton: 'I already do that so...'

Clayton: 'Let's pretend you were Donald Trump's head advisor, and you had to deal with this whole Kansas City is in Kansas not Missouri tweet... What would you do?'

Stacie: 'Well I would have quit 3 years before that so...'

Also on the show this morning... Why do people post on those 'Boots & Salutes' Facebook pages, Android people judge iPhone people, the Pothole Patrol, Groundhog Day is overrated, stand-up comedy is underrated, & Stacie's past life as a Zellers mascot

Stacie: 'When you think about it, Groundhogs aren't even necessary to the whole Groundhog Day thing. The sun does all the work, they just stand there'

Clayton: 'Yeah, a bottle of ranch dressing could replace the Groundhog and you'd have the same result'

Also on the show today... A LOT of cranky old guy who's mad about everything, we need to pump the brakes on the emojis, putting kids grades in the paper, & how do they decide where to put the electric vehicle parking spots

Paul Reubens (aka PeeWee Herman) wants to make a 'dark and twisted' version of the PeeWee Herman movie where he becomes a professional yodeller, gets addicted to drugs, and ends up need electroshock therapy.

So we decided to come up with some dark & twisted ideas for movies from back in the day that we all loved (Sorry in advance, fans of 'The Goonies')

'We all have that one friend who helps everyone in their circle of friends move because they're the only person with a truck. This friend almost always has a Dad bod because they're constantly getting paid in beer and pizza because that's what you do when someone helps you move'

Also on the show today... Why Oiler fans should warm up their arms, things that your job has ruined forever, red light camera changes, dog advice, & Thunderstruck done in baby noises

It really sucks being the only friend with a truck. Everyone just assumes that this friend is always available to handle their moving problems.

'Hey bud! Are you busy? I just bought a pinball machine and told them I could pick it up today. You don't mind picking me up, hauling this thing down 2 flights of stairs, driving halfway across the city, and then hauling it down another 2 flights of stairs do you? I'll throw you $5 for gas'

Clayton: "I think P.A. should have a funeral for their plastic bags. Give them a proper send off."

Stacie: 'So you want them to bury the plastic bags in the ground... that's what they're trying to stop with this whole 'ban plastic bags' thing"

Also on the show this morning... You down with CTP (Corridor Transformation Project), no one has a secret stash anymore, stop your kids from doing the 'Outlet Challenge', & training the new person at work

Clayton - Snacking changes a lot when you become an adult. It's all boring stuff like dried mangoes and trail mix. You don't really get 'ants on a log' when you grow up

Stacie - True, but how ridiculous would it look if a grown man in a suit was eating ants on a log? You couldn't take that person seriously.

Also on the show today: So many words have 2 pronunciations, dog parent and actual parent similarities, Cruz Confused Lyrics, Danny Glover loves Unifor, & carrying a lot of cash sucks.

'If someone ever got a hold of my browser history, they wouldn't find anything scandalous or any juicy gossip. They would just find chicken breast recipes over and over again, because I can never remember how long to put those things in the oven for. I have to Google it every time.'

Also on the show today... Will MEC bail on Saskatoon, more Aerosmith drama, sitting is very bad for you, & remembering Kobe Bryant.