'In most cases, the model of the dead car on the side of the road is an endangered species. An older vehicle that's no longer in production. A taurus, a tempo, a sunfire, a jimmy... and of course, the rarely seen firefly'

Today's Hinterland Who's Who takes a closer look at the dead car on the side of the road.

"People who are good with computers always talk down to you when you ask them to fix something. They're like 'Really you can't figure it out? All you have to do is defrag the mainframe, then unzip the firewall, which will free up the hoola-bytes in the J-Drive. After that just transfer the coded folders into the space time continuum and you're good... like it's so simple!'

Also on the show today: The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, are dog booties worth it, apologizing to your car,& Saskatchewan Roulette

'Shout out to the people with messy cars who don't clean the passenger seat before they pick someone up. It's cool, I'll just sit on this 3 ring binder... and these 7 dirty tupperware containers.... and this half empty box of triscuits... and this laptop bag that doesn't have a laptop in it... and these 4 half full, frozen bottles of Gatorade. So comfy!'

More Cruz Shout Outs on the show this morning! - Stacie & Clayton

Stacie - 'This activist group called One Million Moms is mad at Burger King for saying damn in a commercial'

Clayton - 'They must hate the movie Bloodsport... Because Jean-Claude Van Damme... I'll just leave'

Also on the show today: We ruin 'Kickstart my Heart' in Confused Lyrics, Smashmouth used to be punk, is scotch refreshing, & the anniversary of Toronto calling the army because it snowed.

'Sorry Stacie, I forget, who won the Flames/Oilers game on Saturday? Can you help me out and look it up?'

- Clayton, A Flames fan who went to the game, about 9 times this morning

Also on the show this morning... Smoking the jazz cabbage with your parents, sports superstitions work, Neil Peart was the best, & seriously, who steals a front door mat?

Stacie - 'You have no say in food related matters because you only order chicken fingers when you go out'

Clayton - 'False... sometimes I order dry ribs'

Stacie - 'THEY'RE THE SAME THING!'

Clayton - 'DIFFERENT MEAT FAMILY!'

Also on the show today... Banana's don't need to be bagged, Saskatoon might be getting a fancy new pedestrian bridge, the 2nd worst game show answer of all time (#1 will never be beat), Cruz Confused Lyrics, & John Candy should be on the $5 bill.

Home Economics teachers are angels, making fun of the Royal Family, reverse microwaves, selfie studios exist (for some reason), downtown hockey stick guy is the hero Saskatoon needs, the 'I have no filter friend' is kind of annoying... Lots of stuff on the show today!

Plus, our friends Ryder & Lisa from our sister station in Edmonton give us the low down on this E-Scooter company trying to setup shop in Saskatoon (Think Uber, but with scooters)

''Sometimes it feels like people who say they have no filter use it as an excuse to be mean to others. It's like saying 'no offence but', followed by something super offensive... We're not trying to say that speaking your mind is wrong. But when you're being an awful person and claiming that it's part of your charm, that's a bit of an issue'

We had a real good chat this morning about the people who claim that they have no filters.

'Charlize Theron got a bowl cut and she looks fabulous. If I got a bowl cut I'd look like Finnegan from Mr. Dressup' - Stacie Cooper

Also on the show today... Space jokes with a Daniel Caruso reference, what a duet with Ozzy and Elton would sound like, grilling outdoors in the winter, & how dogs unintentionally turn you into a healthy person

'The Winter Griller will sometimes wear shorts while preparing a meal to assert their dominance over other grillers in the area'

Today's Hinterland Who's Who takes a closer look at the people who BBQ during the winter.