Stacie - 'I have a closet in my house that is filled with boxes. Top to bottom, nothing but boxes. All different shapes and sizes too. That's how seriously I take wrapping Christmas presents'

Clayton - 'Wow, cool brag...'

Also on the show today: We came up with Christmas songs that are sad, Saskatoon is getting an H&M, & literally anything can be art

You know that text to speech function on Microsoft Word? We recorded that voice doing some classic rock songs. It's even creepier than you can imagine.

Also on the show today... Egg Nog in cereal, Clayton's awful Adam Sandler impression, Uber is killing it, & another round of 'Overrated Food'

'Now that Shoppers is selling weed online, do you think other big stores will follow suit? Like will Superstore start a 'no name' brand of weed?'

Also on the show today... The word of the year, another round of 'You Know You're Old When', we solve the mystery of the downtown potatoes in Saskatoon, and believe it or not some people don't like cabbage rolls.

You can't go on the internet without seeing Baby Yoda. Rumour is they will be turning Baby Yoda into Kid Yoda in the future Star Wars movies.

Why stop there though? Why not 'Teenager Yoda'? What about 'Mid-life Crisis Yoda'?

The podcast today is a bit longer than usual because we had too much fun talking about a bunch of stuff:

Which potato dish should we sacrifice to prepare for the upcoming potato shortage? How sad are is the wish list that adults make at Christmas? How ridiculous are those 'answer these questions and we'll tell you what kid of cat you are' quizzes? Is kicking the snow from your wheel well the best feeling ever? Can a puppy actually keep your house clean? Also, Cruz Confused Lyrics. SO MANY THINGS!

'There's always a guy in the men's change room at the gym who walks around naked. He just takes a couple laps and talks about random stuff. Buddy, not the time to make some new friends.'

Also on the show today... The man flu, some ridiculous and random 'Cruz Shout Outs', garbage truck drivers in Saskatoon are gems, & a round of 'You know you're old when...',

'Shout out to the person who wrote the jingle for Raisin Bran. That person made raisins sound exciting. Do you have any idea how hard that is?!'

We had a bunch of shout outs to random things this morning.

We did another segment for the pets who listen to Cruz Mornings today. So if you left your radio on at home so your furry friends wouldn't feel alone, check out what we said to them!

Also on the show today... A heated debate about Vietnamese Rolls, Hot Santa, Cruz Confused Lyrics, & does finishing your Christmas shopping on Black Friday actually relieve stress?

Quote of the day: I hate when people use the 'no offence but...' line. You can't just play the 'no offence but' card and then say whatever you want. It's not a magic phrase that makes it okay for you to be a horrible person.

Also on the show today... The voice we use to talk to dogs, Clayton's awful impression of the 'Emergency Alert System', another episode of 'We All Have That One Friend', & a message to the person who stole Stacie's husbands bike

'Dave Grohl said the Foo Fighters are Dad Rock... No they're not. If they were truly Dad Rock, they'd have songs about dry rubs, having the same robe for 20 years, all you can eat specials at chain restaurants, fishing TV shows, checking the oil in their daughter's car, tying their kids skates too tight'

We came up with 25 more examples of Dad Rock songs. They are all on the podcast. Also, are bread bowls back? Is eating 40 pizzas in 30 days gross? Is running into old high school friends a nightmare?