Clayton's impression of Edmonton Oiler fans this week... a solid 7.5/10.

His family computer freezing up is 10/101 though.

#CruzMornings

"You can tell a lot about a person by the number of socks and underwear they pack for a trip"

"I could survive being stranded in the Wilderness...I've seen Castaway like 20 times"

"Karen's have done their time, we need a new 'speak to the manager' name"

"What about Janet? Janet's seem pointy"

Wake up with Stacie's picks for the 1st round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs... She's not off to a great start.

'Colorado will beat Carolina in the final, and Darcy Kuemper will bring the Cup to Wildwood' - Clayton #CruzMornings #yxe

"You know you're old when you buy a Pressure Washer"

"If you say 'Contracties' it doesn't hurt as much right?"

"I knew a girl who put water on her cereal....clearly that was a cry for help"

"Any Dumpster Diving Tips call us 938-0963"

"Turns out there really are only two types of people in the world"

"That is the Beatles...Those are the Beatles? Them's the Beatles"

"Chicken breasts are expensive...just get some chickens and grow your own meat. Super easy"

"Nothing like going for a jog with a belly full of Buttermilk"

"Sorry, we were out of Ketchup, how about a jar of crushed tomatoes?"

'Added lane signs are not the same as yield signs.'

'How does Mayor Goodway keep getting re-elected?'

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